Author Topic: Shady Characters  (Read 73994 times)

Pidgeon

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #225 on: June 05, 2009, 10:18:49 PM »

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #226 on: June 17, 2009, 12:55:00 PM »


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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #227 on: August 21, 2009, 06:08:03 PM »
Vince Shamwow's best/creepiest lines are actually in the "Slap-Chop" commercial. First, there's "Stop have a boring tuna, stop having a boring life." Then there's the whimsically creepy, "Linguini, martini, frettucini (sic), bikini."

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #228 on: August 25, 2009, 01:20:47 PM »
Guys, we’re gonna make America skinny again…
One slap at a time

and of course....

You’re gonna love my nuts

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #229 on: September 14, 2009, 02:52:56 PM »


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According to Norwegian site VG Nett, bus driver Andreas Jankov has formally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. "I wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like," said the film enthusiast. "I wanted to see how far I could take it with respect to the number of names. I started thinking about this three years ago and it was approved in January this year." Apparently, he's had his passport and bank card reissued, but the name was too long so he dropped "Highlander."

Not strictly shady, I suppose, but certainly bee-zarrrr.
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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #230 on: September 14, 2009, 05:19:02 PM »

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According to Norwegian site VG Nett, bus driver Andreas Jankov has formally changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov.


I think he misspelled "Chewbacca".

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #231 on: September 14, 2009, 06:15:14 PM »
Which is ironic, since that's probably what he most looks like out of all those names.

Barry Egan

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #232 on: September 16, 2009, 11:36:44 PM »
Or maybe he's a big Patton Oswalt fan, and "Chewbacka" is a reference to Patton's great Nick Nolte-as-Han Solo bit.

Point is, it's possible this guy isn't nuts. 

Barry Egan

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #233 on: December 12, 2009, 11:18:27 PM »


"Hey, you forgot to not do that."  - Todd Barry

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21949720/detail.html

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #234 on: December 13, 2009, 10:40:29 AM »
He's been subconsciously trying to change from Andrew into Alexander.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #235 on: February 01, 2010, 04:40:29 PM »

Inventor Unveils $7000 Talking Sex Robot

I figured I shouldn't be the only one having nightmares about this picture.  You're welcome!

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #236 on: February 01, 2010, 05:23:46 PM »
That article is a cornucopia of bad:


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"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada."


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In a recent monologue, Jay Leno expressed amazement that a sex robot could carry on lifelike conversations and express realistic emotions.

"Luckily, guys," he joked, "there's a button that turns that off."


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Curious conventioneers packed Hines' AEE booth last month in Las Vegas, asking questions and stroking Roxxxy's skin as she sat on a couch in a black negligee.


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She cannot move on her own but can be contorted into almost any natural position.

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Roxxxy also has sensors in her hands and genital areas -- yes, she is anatomically correct -- that will trigger vocal responses from her when touched. She even shudders to simulate orgasm.

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She even snores." (The snoring feature can be turned off, he says.)

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His customer base? Shy, awkward or older men who "have trouble meeting girls," he says.




And, finally, this poor deluded lady:

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Is this a viable product? Yes," said Sherri Shaulis, an editor at Adult Video News, a trade magazine for the pornographic industry. "There's a market for it. Granted, it's a very small market."




Small in some important ways, madam, but not a small market overall.




NB: I forgot to mention the picture.  I mean both subjects of it.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #237 on: February 01, 2010, 05:43:14 PM »
I tried to warn you.

Sighed,

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #238 on: February 01, 2010, 10:46:13 PM »

Inventor Unveils $7000 Talking Sex Robot

I figured I shouldn't be the only one having nightmares about this picture.  You're welcome!

That looks Catherine Tate and yikes.

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Re: Shady Characters
« Reply #239 on: February 02, 2010, 08:56:17 AM »
I made the mistake of browsing the comments.

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Awesome prank: Put a black dong on her at the factory and install a video camera in the robot's face to record the reaction of the first encounter with the customer. That would make a priceless video.