Movie Quotes Continued

[Matt]

From 'The Life Aquatic':

"I'm giving you all 'incompletes'."

[Gregory]

from Thrashin'

"No you be there!"

[Vambo]

Gotta go with Henry Fonda's evil mofo Frank from Once Upon A Time In The West:

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

[Susannah]

The second one I wanted to nominate before death by cell phone battery was from 28 Days Later :

"Rage."

(Asked in answer to the question "What were the chimps infected with?")

Gets me every time.
These are toilet-talky, but still funny.  From Do the Right Thing:

"I'm just a black man, trying to keep his dick hard in a cold, cruel world."

And about a zillion from Putney Swope:

Ad Exec: If you vote for me, I'll put you up. In Puerto Rico.  FOR LIFE.
Elderly Ad Exec:  I've got Puerto Ricans in my building!

Ad Exec #1:  You called my son a fag!
Ad Exec #2: Your son IS a fag!
Ad Exec #1: YOU took him on that picnic!

Commercial Narrator: Jim Keranga of Watts, California is eating a bowl of Ethereal Cereal, the heavenly breakfast. Jim, did you know that Ethereal has 25% more riboflavin than any other cereal on the market? Ethereal also packs the added punch of .002 ESP units of pectin!
Jim Keranga: No shit!

[dotmap]

Ok so this one you kind of need the context. But in Rocky II, right at the beginning, Apollo and Rocky are being brought into the hospital after the match and Rocky's face is all bruised and bloodied and his eyes are completely swollen shut. Apollo's shouting at him that he got lucky, so Rocky looks at Adrienne and in an extremely calm way goes:

"Do I look lucky?"

[nerryawesome]

From Pee Wee's Big Adventure: "ANDY!!!!!!??"

[Dorvid Barnas]

"Crazy enough for ya? Want me to take a shit on the floor?" - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

[bobby.]

I just saw Ratalouille and I've a feeling that the list is pranging for something from it..

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Remy: "Do something!"
Gusteau: "But what can I do? I am a figment of your imagination."
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The reason for the cook's jail time: "I created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon."
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This one is Tom-esque:
"I don't like food... I LOVE it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow."
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[steely damn]

so many:

Rawhide: Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain.
Observer: Like, "raise my left arm"?
Rawhide: Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo.


Penny Priddy: You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns...

Lectroid: We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.

New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
Reno: I'll tell you later.

Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.

[KickTheBobo]

I called in with this one during the first round, but it got denied.

From Human Nature:

"Apes don't kill their presidents."

[ben]

from Face/Off

'Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.'

or

'Hey Sean, how's your dead son.' 

[Josh Fenderman]

Wang: My mind and my spirit are as one.
Jack: As two, I said I was coming.

Jack (as "Henry Swanson"): The cab driver said... well, he told me that I could... well, that the... White... Tiger... would...

Wang: That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south.

Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.

Ed Rooney: Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.

Maitre D': I weep for the future.

Sloane: Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.

[kray]

from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter:

Jesus Christ: Lemonade?
Father Eustace: Will there be enough?
Jesus Christ: Oh, there'll be plenty.

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Jesus Christ: [singing a song at the Dominion] I was born in a manger / doomed to live in danger.

[kray]

from Breaking Away:


Cyril: I sure miss playing basketball. I got depressed as hell when my athlete's foot and jock itch went away.


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Dad: No, I don't feel lucky to be alive! I feel lucky I'm not dead. There's a difference.


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Mike: That's the place to be right there, Wyoming! Nothin' but prairies and mountains and nobody around. All you need is your bed roll and a good horse.
Cyril: Don't forget your toothbrush! You're still in your cavity-prone years.

[jane]

Not obscure but, In Eraserhead, the Baby is going into violent convultions and has broken out in spots.

Henry says: Oh! You ARE sick!