Movie Quotes Continued

[Dan B]

From Hard Eight:

"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."

[orangewhip]

another great Star Wars quote.


"Thank the Maker!  This oil bath is going to feel SO GOOD!"

[joanna]

"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Wind

when that movie came out, my friends and i started saying "wha happen?" ALL the time.  we still say it, actually...and until just now i kind of just forgot that it came from that movie, which in itself wasn't too great.

I think my favorite quote from A Mighty Wind has to be:

"Did I tell you to play a fifth?"

you guys are out of your minds. these are good quotes, yes, but what about:

"thank god for model trains. if it weren't for the model trains, they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains."

and:

"there was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature."

and. i could go on all day.

[brendan!]

Citizen Kane:
"Let's go to the window."

Big Fish:
"She likes music."

[Superdragon DJ]

From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."

[Sploops]

"Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and dont bother anybody."

- Don Rickles in Dirty Work

[gravy boat]

Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.

[Wes]

From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."

I bet that could crack the official list next time the topic comes up. Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.

Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.

Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.

[Bryan]

Peter Falk (yelling at Alan Arkin, while they're both being shot at): Serpentine! Serpentine!

- The In-Laws

[jbissell]

Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.

Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.

Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.

Good ones Wes, I just saw this for the first time over the weekend and it definitely needs some representation on the list.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.

I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump." 

That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook.  I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.

[thecramedog]

"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire

Great Muppet Caper:
"We need to make a chain out of something that will hold us."
            --Kermit
"Sure thing, here's the paper towels!"
            --Lew Zealand

[thecramedog]

Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.

I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump." 

That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook.  I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.

The quote in Raising Arizona is said by William Forsythe, not Nick Cage.

[Pat K]

From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."

From Hard Eight:

"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."

Ha! I forgot about both of these, and they made me laff big reading them just now. Fine work!

I also like in Hard Eight when the guy tells John C Reilly to shave and he goes "...But I'm growin' a beard!"

Also, count me in on any Raising Arizona love, too. That one quote is a classic. I've also always been partial to when Nicolas Cage is robbing the convenience store and says "I'll be taking these Huggies, and whatever cash you got."

[gravy boat]

Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.

I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump." 

That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook.  I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.

The quote in Raising Arizona is said by William Forsythe, not Nick Cage.

Right, not that motherscratcher.