A Little Game

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I x-posted this with the movie thread, but I think/hope you guys will have some really funny entries, so here is is in its own thread.

I got this email from a friend:

So I just watched Bourne Supremacy and Brian Cox has to deliver this line at one point:  "You're walking into a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it."
Mr. Cox, a true master of the craft, delivers the line with aplomb and it even almost makes sense.
Anyway, I thought it was pretty funny and my brother and me came up with a few variations.  Thought y'all might wanna play at that game as well.  Here're a couple of ours to start the ball rolling:

"You're making snowballs out of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the gloves for it."
"You've been invited to a formal gala of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the gown for it."

etc...
-danny


Here are some greatest hits from our little gang of pals:

You're making a red velvet cake of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the recipe for it.

You're doing a performance art piece of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the chocolate syrup for it.

You're a contestant on a Japanese game show of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shit for it.

You're lifting a barbell of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the deltoids for it.

You're casting Quivering Palm on a beholder of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the manna for it.

You're wearing a dress of shit from college, Pamela, and you don't have the figure for it.

You're downloading scatalogical porn, Pamela, and you don't have the bandwidth for it.

You're tating an intricate pattern of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the lace for it.

You're writing a blog of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the boring life for it.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

This just in from my friend Matt:

You're hosting a cocktail party of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the hummus for it.

[senorcorazon]

Beautiful.

"You're casting Quivering Palm on a beholder of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the manna for it." and the hummus one are great, but you could also replace that with "the spinach artichoke dip"
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Some quick ones, not very good:
"You're walking into a big office job of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the Minesweeper for it."
"You're breakdancing into a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the cardboard and hightops for it."
"You're fighting into a false war of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the lies for it."
"You're walking into a big movie of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the Kevin Smith for it."

[Dorvid Barnas]

If I may stray from the form a little bit:

You're on a rollercoaster of shit, Pamela, and you're not tall enough to ride.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Nice, fellas!

Here are a couple more (neither of them mine):


You're creating a Williamsburg outfit of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the trucker hat for it.

You're walking into a world of sightless and hearingless shit Pamela, and you don't have the Annie Sullivan for it.

[TacoSmith]

You're watching a Spy Kids sequel of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the 3-D glasses for it.