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Beth

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2007, 08:59:18 PM »
there's a guy in my town who has odd social skills to say the least. anyway he is internet dating a girl from england, who also happens to be incontinent. basically, he tells everyone that his girlfriend is incontinent.


incontinent internet girlfriend? keep it to yourself.
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jane

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2007, 10:30:21 PM »
Incontinent and not Continental. 
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Beth

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2007, 10:39:53 PM »
Quote from: jane on October 11, 2007, 10:30:21 PM
Incontinent and not Continental. 

yes.
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Josh

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2007, 11:48:39 PM »
guess what jane rules

CAN'T KEEP IT TO MYSELF!
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Laurie

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2007, 08:33:35 AM »
I forgot this one: There was an older, fratty dude sitting at the table adjacent to my brunch group last Sunday. I was trying to enjoy my marscapone and peach stuffed french toast in honey and walnut sauce, and my friend was trying to eat her very berry pancakes with Cointreau fresh cream and a Nutella drizzle. But no. We had to hear about this dude's bedroom adventures with Ms. Miami City Ballet. Keep it to yourself, overgrown fratboy!
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2007, 11:07:59 AM »
Here's another one: students who "friend" me on Facebook and have profile pics of themselves in various states of undress.  I'm talking to you, Robert!  Keep your nipples to yourself!
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Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

Laurie

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2007, 11:17:55 AM »
You know, they really do let anyone on Facebook these days. I recently got a friend request from the head of Alt-Porn at Vivid and friend-o-mine.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2007, 11:24:42 AM »
Doesn't Vivid have accredited university status now? 
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Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

Miss

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2007, 12:41:06 PM »
You brought up facebook, so I'm tossing this one in the ring:

People who post bulletins on myspace informing everyone of their new photos and to 'comment!!' It's not cute.
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kenkwan

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2007, 01:02:55 PM »
Quote from: swissmiss on October 12, 2007, 12:41:06 PM
You brought up facebook, so I'm tossing this one in the ring:

People who post bulletins on myspace informing everyone of their new photos and to 'comment!!' It's not cute.
Yes!

Also, keep your gambling stories to yourself. Nobody cares that you were dealt two sixes, then split them, then we're dealt two fives, blah blah blah.
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jane

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #40 on: October 12, 2007, 05:33:42 PM »
Quote from: Josh on October 11, 2007, 11:48:39 PM
guess what jane rules

CAN'T KEEP IT TO MYSELF!

aw, shucks, thanks, Josh, but I'll bet you say that to all the GLOT (Glamorous Ladies Of Tom).
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Rainer

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2007, 10:43:23 PM »
Sitting in a big McCartney Purple Chair in Starbucks, reading "Darwin's Dangerous Idea" and being interrupted by a 23-year-old, John-from-Cincinnati rasta who is wearing a silver silkscreen SuperMan shirt (with the "S" allowing enough of the word "Jesus" to peek through on the left and right). 

"Excuse me.  Excuse me, man.  Did anybody ever tell you that you look like James Hetfield?"

God, I hope not.  Keep it to yourself. (Even though you seem to be a sweet young man).
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