Jasongrote gets a race in the new Village Voice

[Andy]

Turns out: He's white (I think)

yuck, yuck, yuck.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Dude, I'm Jewish, not white.  That's totally offensive.




SRSLY, though, has anyone ever heard an older Jewish person say something to this effect?  I grew up just assuming I was, you know, a white guy, but it's been popping up recently for whatever reason.

[Andy]

I'm Catholic.  Does that make me not white?

[Forrest]

I'm Catholic.  Does that make me not white?

I believe that makes you irreversably white.

[Sarah]

Surely it's Protestants who are more irreversibly white?

[Laurie]

Yeah, Roman Catholics can be quite swarthy.

[Chris L]

We all belong to only one race: the amazing race.

[Sarah]

Or, for those of a less positive bent, the disgrace.

[Chris L]

Or, for those of a less positive bent, the disgrace.

Or for those of a frisbee bent, the disc race. 

[John Junk]

I'm Irish.  That makes me the black man of Britain. Except on those occasions where there is an actual black man in Britain.

Actually I'm Irish American.  In America, the Black Man of Britain is just another white guy.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Being the black man of Britain is the "I'm a DJ" of ethnicity.

[Tim K in DC]

I'm Irish.  That makes me the black man of Britain. Except on those occasions where there is an actual black man in Britain.

Actually I'm Irish American.  In America, the Black Man of Britain is just another white guy.

Me too. And, um, Winston Churchill actually used a far less politically correct term than "black man."

[dave from knoxville]

You think CATHOLICS are white? I'm a Presbyterian!!! If no Episcopalians show up, I'm a winnah.

[dave from knoxville]

PLUS!!! I am listening to Sufjan!!!

[TL]

PLUS!!! I am listening to Sufjan!!!

And thus, does a super-caller become a "super-poster."