Author Topic: A new rival for Blue?  (Read 2082 times)

Shaggy 2 Grote

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A new rival for Blue?
« on: November 09, 2007, 12:41:26 AM »
NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html
Oh, good heavens. I didnít realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the OíConnor family.

Laurie

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Re: A new rival for Blue?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2007, 10:55:47 AM »
Jesus christ, sniffing glue and huffing isn't good enough for kids these days? Nasty.

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: A new rival for Blue?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2007, 12:08:42 PM »
Though I think someone hoaxed the cops, which is actually the really funny part.
Oh, good heavens. I didnít realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the OíConnor family.

Rainer

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Re: A new rival for Blue?
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 02:55:48 PM »
It's called Toilet Rock and your kids will do anything to hear more of it.

jane

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Re: A new rival for Blue?
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 05:40:55 PM »
It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html

Actually, the kids just call it "Jens".

buffcoat

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Re: A new rival for Blue?
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 08:15:16 PM »
It's called Toilet Rock and your kids will do anything to hear more of it.


Call Fox News!  Rainer's got an L.B.!!!!!!!!
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!