Help! I can't find the chat on Robert Kelly's Website

[KickTheBobo]

Wow, what a turnout!

Not that there was anything wrong with the regular FOT chat to begin with (at least for me). I just thought, here's a poor guy who probably spent at least a few grand for a snazzy web presence, only to have it sit dormant for months on end. It wasn't supposed to be some kind of high-concept prank, like a flash mob (whoa boy, did THAT peter out quick), but just a bunch of lower-functioning FOTs amusing themselves.

I think a nomadic chat room would be a great idea.

also, in my heart of hearts, i really believe that Robert_Kelly_SWASS was the real deal. I think you've got a free pass to the next Tourgasm, Laurie!

[Laurie]

I just have to show him my "puppies" if I want to get on the bus. Where's the vomit icon? Also, should I resurrect the "words I hate" thread? Because, seriously. You want to call breasts "puppies? How old are these people? Gross.

[Sarah]

It doesn't seem possible that among all the icons in that chat there wasn't one for vomit.  What an oversight!

[Laurie]

Actually, there was a vomit icon. The vomit looked a bit like poo, though.

[masterofsparks]

also, in my heart of hearts, i really believe that Robert_Kelly_SWASS was the real deal.

Maybe he has the message board set up so that he gets an instant message anytime there are more than 3 people in the chat at once or something.

[Sarah]

Oh, wouldn't that be sad?  And he showed up last night all excited to see his chat so unusually busy, only to be ignored and derided.  Though he put on a brave face, he probably could just barely control his fingers enough to type, what with the way his shoulders were heaving with suppressed sobs.  We should all be ashamed of ourselves. 

[dave from knoxville]

Dammit, who the hell IS Robert Kelly?

[samir]

dave - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kelly_%28comedian%29

best part? "Genres: Observational comedy, Black comedy, Cringe humour"

[John Junk]

Oh, wouldn't that be sad?  And he showed up last night all excited to see his chat so unusually busy, only to be ignored and derided.  Though he put on a brave face, he probably could just barely control his fingers enough to type, what with the way his shoulders were heaving with suppressed sobs.  We should all be ashamed of ourselves. 

Which is one of the many reasons why I shan't participate in these antics.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I just have to show him my "puppies" if I want to get on the bus.

Aw, did you get puppies, Laurie?  You should post pictures of them on the post-your-cat-thread.  I can't believe you guys were picking on a poor third-tier comedian who loves cute furry animals!

[Sarah]

It's creepy that he knew about the puppies, though.  Don't you think?  Makes me guilt over tormenting him diminish.

As for you, JJ, you're just too noble.