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Andy

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I cannot turn it off.....
« on: November 18, 2007, 11:25:16 PM »
I cannot turn off a television show about street gangs.  Right now, I'm watching one called Al Roker Investigates.   Seriously, Al Roker. I not only can't turn it off, I actively look for them on the directory.  Also, I like stuff about historical street gangs, like shows on the 5 points in NYC.

What can you not turn off when it comes on TV?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Andy

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 11:32:39 PM »
"They done shot the hole van up; that van looked like squish cheese"

also, gang signs have to be the stupidest thing ever.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Matt

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2007, 11:44:25 PM »
also, gang signs have to be the stupidest thing ever.

I also thought this at first.
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TL

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 11:47:44 PM »
also, gang signs have to be the stupidest thing ever.

I also thought this at first.

At first?
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Josh

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 11:48:48 PM »
also, gang signs have to be the stupidest thing ever.
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Andy

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 11:50:35 PM »
Rover brings up some good points.  I'm totally on board with gang signs now.

Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

TL

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 11:56:35 PM »
Rover brings up some good points.  I'm totally on board with gang signs now.



Does that say, "b-b-bad?"
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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 09:02:56 AM »
Looks like arthritis to me.  Or spasms of some kind.  I hate commando signs* even more than gang signs, though.  Oh, and Masonic handshakes.

*I don't know if this is a standard term:  I mean those gestures military types make when silence is in order in the field.

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 09:05:10 AM »
This thread = success!

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007, 09:38:40 AM »
O.k., then - getting back on track:  "America's Most Smartest Model" is truly insane.  You know how you thought that the "orange mocha frappucino," spraying gasoline on each other, male model friends of Derek Zoolander were caricatures?  Not so.  It's mesmerizing.  I get angry when commercial breaks happen.
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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2007, 12:12:46 PM »
Any of the following:

Cooking Competitions
"Terms of Endearment"
"The Color Purple"
"Dirty Dancing"
"The Royal Tenenbaums"
Any reality show on Bravo
Any documentary on the Holocaust
"Intervention"
Spongebob Squarepants
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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 01:23:50 PM »
Ninja Warriors

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2007, 01:27:27 PM »
Gossip Girl

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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2007, 02:12:08 PM »
Rover brings up some good points.  I'm totally on board with gang signs now.



Does that say, "b-b-bad?"

Clearly it's the sign for the infamous nipple-goggle gang.
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Re: I cannot turn it off.....
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2007, 02:17:24 PM »
O.k., then - getting back on track:  "America's Most Smartest Model" is truly insane.  You know how you thought that the "orange mocha frappucino," spraying gasoline on each other, male model friends of Derek Zoolander were caricatures?  Not so.  It's mesmerizing.  I get angry when commercial breaks happen.

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