Author Topic: "the Gypsy Way"  (Read 1622 times)

Chris L

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"the Gypsy Way"
« on: December 06, 2007, 11:53:34 AM »
Let's see James Bond try to resolve this one.

senorcorazon

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Re: "the Gypsy Way"
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 02:16:18 PM »
Let's see James Bond try to resolve this one.

Any column that includes the phrase "showed up at the funeral, pulling up at the cemetery in a limo with what was described as a menacingly burly chauffeur" is 2/3 of the way to already being the next Bond movie.

Here's what's missing:
- Love interest: a younger member of the Merino clan, perhaps Tits Merino, or a sexy member of the Stevens family, like Handjobia Stevens.
- Comic relief to offset the mechanical acting of Daniel Craig: the comedic styling of "the original punk" Don Rickles, who would have terrible lines like "Palm Reader? I hardly know her!" and "Rub my crystal balls, you hockey puck".
- Some sort of luxury sport or hobby: I choose kite surfing
- A stupid title: "Black Bob, White Bob, Blood Red" or "Danger in the Cards"

I would love to see Tom's recap on scharplingandwurster.com for that one. 

samir

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Re: "the Gypsy Way"
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 08:45:05 AM »
also missing: theme song by chad kroeger from nickelback.
"Son, there's a thin line between crazed and rabid"