fun derogatory name calling....

[Andy]

we have a white cat in the neighborhood that we call Snowfuck

[erika]

we have a white cat in the neighborhood that we call Snowfuck

yesssssss.

oh that's so good.

[Rainer]

Homophobe.

  It really came out of nowhere.  And he pronounces it DUMB-ble-dore, which I like very much.  It's the aural equivalent of a frontispiece. 

[Sarah]

This doesn't quite fit, but it's related:  when annoyed at something (e.g., when he made a bad shot in tennis back when he still played or now when he spills the flour when he's making bread), my father will often say either "Chakravarti" or "Farciot Edouart."

[Tim K in DC]

Something I mentioned in the chat a few weeks back: "showerbag."

"Douche" is a German term for "shower."

[Sarah]

French first, sonny jim.

[John Junk]

I think it's funny to refer to people as a "turd".

I think it's cool to tell people they can "Eat one" now and again. 

I've also been terribly mean to some people to their face in the past week, but it wasn't like name calling, it was more like cutting them off mid-sentence and saying "Okay, I get it!"  That's a bad habit.  But work is a bitch, ya know?

[Dorvid Barnas]

How could I have forgotten shit-bird?  That was dildo-y of me to forget.

[Matt]

Since reading Angels in America, I've become fond of referring to various people as being "Roy Cohn's buttboy."

[Tim K in DC]

"Shitbag" is another handy "shit-" variant I've employed, Dorvid.

[PatrickChew]

I like Doug Benson's idea of calling someone a shithead when it shouldn't apply to them.

For example:
Willem Dafoe is a shithead.
Bette Davis? What a shithead!

It makes me laugh, anyway.

[samir]

Since its use in this season of the Boosh, I like "bullshit munchers"

[John Junk]

When that kid in Heavy Metal Parking Lot is talking about Madonna: "She's a dick."
It's funny to call a woman a dick.

[Stupornaut]

I actually hate using any variation of the word "douche" but I really couldn't find a more appropriate way to describe anyone who is said to work under the genre of "fratire". (That was my first call, while I'm at it; I am astonished that my admission that the call was "going downhill fast" somehow failed to make things worse.)

My preferred insults: "knucklefuck" and "dickwrangler".

[Sarah]

Lately I've taken to scolding my animals in tongues rather than wasting English on them.

And winter has just started . . .