The FOT's own Dutch?

[erika]

Also, all the students are played by actual retarded kids and/or AST board members.

Booyah!!! First dig of 08.

I'm gonna beat you with my supercaller sword. Beat you about your face and head.

[congolia]

Also, all the students are played by actual retarded kids and/or AST board members.

Booyah!!! First dig of 08.

That hurt. Don't be a dum-dum head.

[neilnumberman]

[Matt]

<img src="http://brianmweaver.com/images/news/plunko.gif">

You, sir, are a national treasure 2: Book of Secrets

[neilnumberman]

Thanks Matt,
Oh and KicktheBobo, in no way did I intend to one-up your perfectly suitable title design... I just needed practice with the ol' Adome ImageReady and saw an opportunity to make a formulaic parody. Wait'll y'all see what I've got in the works with Jason's latest avatar/signature... coming soon!

[Dorvid Barnas]

This thread RULES.
Way to start off the New Year right, my friends.

[Martin]

Hey guys, I can't wait for that new PLUNKO movie! (I heard it's playing at Sundance - plz confirm)

[Matt]

I think you mean once-progressive, now-jaded educator Bill Murray.

Yes, but what should his name be? For some reason, I see the character being called "Richard Gillily". All the other members of the staff call him "Dick", which annoys him to no end.

Plunko, on the other hand, would only call him by his given name, which only endears her to him even more! (Is that grammatically correct?)

That's what I envision, but I'm not 100% on the name. Any other suggestions?

[Jason]

Well, seeing as its unlikely we'll ever get Bill Murray lets just call the character Bill Murray and get whoever plays him to act a bit like Bill Murray.

[KickTheBobo]

Thanks Matt,
Oh and KicktheBobo, in no way did I intend to one-up your perfectly suitable title design... I just needed practice with the ol' Adome ImageReady and saw an opportunity to make a formulaic parody. Wait'll y'all see what I've got in the works with Jason's latest avatar/signature... coming soon!

no prob. I wasn't married to that graphic idea, but had some time to kill @work. What I REALLY think the dvd case/ movie poster demands are some "Whimsical Doodles", maybe in the margins(?) to nail it.

kinda like these (that I stole off of flickr, thank you)

[Forrest]

ALSO, can I please have this?

While Plunko is skipping the prom and hanging out outside the local Hess station, the tour van for one of the previously-mentioned middle-of-the-road indie rock bands pulls up. The bass player says something about needing directions to the next big city on their stop blah blah blah, and wonders why Plunko's hanging out all alone on a Friday night, only to hear some "Tonight's the stupid prom and I don't wanna go" speech. The members of the band, being a few years older and with infinite wisdom, tell Plunko that while the prom might seem lame, it only happens once in your life (maybe they regret being too cool for their respective school dances as teens). Plunko sees their point, then says, "yeah, but where am I gonna find a date this late?" The band members all look at each other wistfully. Cut to: The sight of a cable entering a large amplifier....

[Matt]

ALSO, can I please have this?

While Plunko is skipping the prom and hanging out outside the local Hess station, the tour van for one of the previously-mentioned middle-of-the-road indie rock bands pulls up. The bass player says something about needing directions to the next big city on their stop blah blah blah, and wonders why Plunko's hanging out all alone on a Friday night, only to hear some "Tonight's the stupid prom and I don't wanna go" speech. The members of the band, being a few years older and with infinite wisdom, tell Plunko that while the prom might seem lame, it only happens once in your life (maybe they regret being too cool for their respective school dances as teens). Plunko sees their point, then says, "yeah, but where am I gonna find a date this late?" The band members all look at each other wistfully. Cut to: The sight of a cable entering a large amplifier....

Or Plunko could become romantically involved with one or more band member, like the Duran Duran fan fiction in that Mortified book.

[KickTheBobo]

I'm gonna go ahead and schedule auditions for Saturday afternoon at the Family Funcenter.


Arcade Attendant anxiously pleads with Plunko to GET OFF THE SKEE BALL MACHINE

Attendant: "Miss! I'm sorry, you CAN'T DO THAT!!"

Plunko: (who is calmly depositing skeeballs into the bullseye): "Well how am I supposed to afford that 3 foot long red plastic comb if I don't stick it to the 'Man', every now and again?"

this gal is an early fave for the lead:

[Dorvid Barnas]

For the arcade attendant, I'm thinking Brian Posehn. 
Maybe she can have an ironic crush on him ala Ghost World.

[Beth]

The arcade attendant should also be a loner who lives with his mom, (who's possibly addicted to some chique movie drug but is full of wisdom). The attendant  should have a really horrible hippie name (his parents were hippies and gave him an atrocious hippie name--which Plunko can relate to) but is really really good at writing blase music that Plunko thinks is fantastic. He's older, but he's a misfit like her and ironic sparks erupt. He's really into obscure 60's psychedelic music, and a few of those songs (say, something from the Nuggets boxed set) are therefore strategically sprinkled onto the soundtrack.