He was an actor in one of my plays, and he was the kind of ugly-sexy guy who could get laid in, I don't know, a really difficult place to get laid. After a performance, we all went out and started complaining about all those Fox News FWDs, and he was like "I slept with Ann Coulter once." We were all like ew, and how could you, and a couple of the guys (not me) were like, I'd consider it and we demanded he tell the story.
Basically, the guy is a masseur as well as an actor, and was working at some really high-end hotel, and Coulter came in. He said he had a vague idea of who she was but doesn't really follow that stuff, and after the massage she left him a note to meet her at the bar. He did, and he said she had sex in a really angry way. Politics never came up once.
One guy at the table was like, we have to go public with this and discredit Ann Coulter, and I was like, come on guy, like anyone would care.
