Three things:

[pigasus]

1. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/03/dane-cook-breaks-standup_n_79633.html

2. Marky Ramone did a live DJ set here in Toronto recently. He was billed as "New Rock Pioneer" or something.

3. People keep telling me I look like Kevin Smith. Should I shave off my beard?

That is all.

[Gilly]

1. It still counts if you don't actually tell jokes?

2. Did he take a break to do a live reading?

3. Yes.

[scotttsss]

I'm glad Christian Bale is finally attempting a physically grueling role.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/6666/thumbs/s-DANE-COOK-large.jpg

And beard or no beard, if you look like Kevin Smith you might want to see a cardiologist and/or a nutritionist.

[pigasus]

And beard or no beard, if you look like Kevin Smith you might want to see a cardiologist and/or a nutritionist.

[Beth]

1. I don't see how 7 hours of standup would be any fun for either the comedian or the audience, I don't care how much food you buy me. Actually, I take it back. If Zach Galifianakis was doing 7 hours straight, I'd be there in a second.

2. He didn't play drums, did he?

3. I love beards, and if you think you'd look like a weirdie without one, don't shave it. Let's look at it this way: If you thought Kevin Smith was cool, would you shave? I mean all things considered, he's not a bad looking guy, even if he is kind of irritating.

[Jason]

I love beards

How many emails have you had since you posted this on the internet?

[buffcoat]

Don't worry, Hot Rockin' Ronny is even now planning a longer comedy set in Davenport, Iowa.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Dane Cook breaks my standup endurance record every time I watch him.

[dave from knoxville]

1. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/03/dane-cook-breaks-standup_n_79633.html

I was so excited about this url, that someone had jumped on my bandwagon and agreed that Dane Cook had broken stand up.

[pigasus]

From a chat I was in just now (un-Best Show related):

user: Jersey is one of the strangest places on earth
user: it's got its own unique brand of weird craziness about it
user: and few people capture that like Kevin Smith

[John Junk]

Here's my impression of Dave Chapelle's 6 hour act:

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BBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's my impression of Dane Cook's 7 hour act:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How's Chapelle gonna top this?  He has to make 3 million myspace friends!!  Poor bastard.

I like how the Laugh Factory owner said it reminded him of Richard Pryor.  Yeah.  It's called cocaine, people.  Remember?