1. I don't see how 7 hours of standup would be any fun for either the comedian or the audience, I don't care how much food you buy me. Actually, I take it back. If Zach Galifianakis was doing 7 hours straight, I'd be there in a second.
2. He didn't play drums, did he?
3. I love beards, and if you think you'd look like a weirdie without one, don't shave it. Let's look at it this way: If you thought Kevin Smith was cool, would you shave? I mean all things considered, he's not a bad looking guy, even if he is kind of irritating.