Yesterday was a great day in sport, as the Indianapolis Colts' distinguished fans first booed a little girl for wearing a New England jersey (which, by the way, might have been the only crowd noise all day that wasn't obviously fake and fucking up the sound on my tv), then saw their team bounced out of the playoffs by... uhm, Billy Volek and some other dudes. If I actually thought they had a Dungy-led prayer of beating the Pats I might mourn the loss of that overhyped matchup, but they didn't, so I don't. Now Peyton can go back to making more faux-Lynchian phone commercials that I see 800 times.