How many Best Show Laws does this break?

[TL]

Scarlett Johansson's Tom Waits covers LP is almost ready:
http://www.andpop.com/article/10656
(but are you?)

[samir]

I smell an unfair record review coming in May.

Meanwhile, I'd like to hear Ted do an Ed Ames covers album.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

[emma]

Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

[Chris L]

I'm looking forward to hearing Mr. Waits' material sung in an even raspier voice. 

[Stupornaut]

Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.

[Denim Gremlin]

The album will feature a brand new song called "Ernie Anastos sucks"

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Now if only we could get Diablo Cody to write the script for the movie musical.  MovieBoy would love it.

Kevin Smith guest stars as himself! Tom's head finally explodes!

Werner Herzog helms, and one of the Geico Cavemen plays opposite Scarlett.  And every single joke involves picking on the little guy in some way.

Promotional tie-in soft drink cups will be available for purchase at Taco Bell and/or Burger King.

Except for when corporate decides that they will strategically "run out" at certain locations and film the  outraged customers for a commercial advertising both the cups and the film.

[Beth]

I refuse to believe it.

[John Junk]

Scarlett Johansson's breasts are fantastic.

[TL]

Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!

[masterofsparks]

Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!

I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

[TL]

Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!

I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.

[masterofsparks]

Scarlett Johansson's breasts Tom Waits' throat nodules are fantastic.

Fixed!

I don't want to be too much of a sex prevert, but I think John Junk's got the edge on this one.

I could think of a number of ways to up the prevert quotient here by suggesting otherwise...  but I won't.

If you do, I'll have to figure out how to type Tom's stuttering cut-off noise.