Author Topic: I love FOTs  (Read 5966 times)

Julie

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I love FOTs
« on: February 04, 2008, 05:10:53 PM »
Thank you, FOTs! I quit smoking on January 1, and directing all of my negative feelings towards all of you has allowed my real life personal relationships to survive unscathed. You are all so wonderful! When I die, probably in a tragic accident or from colon cancer, my lungs will thank you again. I'm so sorry that I called you all common. That was such a horrible thing for me to call strangers who know they aren't common. You are all such wonderful people, and I don't think PFT's myspace page is stupid. I will never act insincere again or take my frustration out on innocent and uncommon people.

FOTs are the coolest people in the whole world, and they have the best taste ever!
I have a long history of booing

erika

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 05:27:35 PM »
It's boring out in Ohio, isn't it?
from the land of pleasant living

Forrest

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2008, 05:30:47 PM »
It's boring out in Ohio, isn't it?

Zung.

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2008, 05:36:03 PM »
James?
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

John Junk

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2008, 05:39:25 PM »
Ugh, who cares already?   Go take a jog around the block or something.

masterofsparks

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2008, 05:45:58 PM »
It's boring out in Ohio, isn't it?

HEY!
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

Forrest

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2008, 05:51:25 PM »
It's boring out in Ohio, isn't it?

HEY!

Not where you live in Ohio, I'm sure Erika meant to say.

erika

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2008, 06:16:38 PM »
It's boring out in Ohio, isn't it?

HEY!

Sorry Sparky, I've been there and it sorta is... It just manifests itself in different ways depending on the individual, I guess ;)
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dania

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2008, 06:32:58 PM »
Thank you, FOTs! I quit smoking on January 1, and directing all of my negative feelings towards all of you has allowed my real life personal relationships to survive unscathed. You are all so wonderful! When I die, probably in a tragic accident or from colon cancer, my lungs will thank you again. I'm so sorry that I called you all common. That was such a horrible thing for me to call strangers who know they aren't common. You are all such wonderful people, and I don't think PFT's myspace page is stupid. I will never act insincere again or take my frustration out on innocent and uncommon people.

FOTs are the coolest people in the whole world, and they have the best taste ever!



Oh insincerity... it's the sincerest form of usery.  Wait a minute whaaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-a-a--a---a----a T?

emma

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2008, 06:41:44 PM »
Thank you, FOTs! I quit smoking on January 1, and directing all of my negative feelings towards all of you has allowed my real life personal relationships to survive unscathed. You are all so wonderful! When I die, probably in a tragic accident or from colon cancer, my lungs will thank you again. I'm so sorry that I called you all common. That was such a horrible thing for me to call strangers who know they aren't common. You are all such wonderful people, and I don't think PFT's myspace page is stupid. I will never act insincere again or take my frustration out on innocent and uncommon people.

FOTs are the coolest people in the whole world, and they have the best taste ever!

Sounds like someone needs a hobby!
Maybe you should take up smoking.

dania

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2008, 06:42:36 PM »
P.S. Julie, if you really want to be accepted into the FOT community, I think you need to call the show to apologize for what you said.  If you really mean what you say, that you are sorry, it means nothing until you actually say it out loud.  Then I (or maybe we) can judge whether it is a sincere apology, as you say it is.  Since you were so insincere before, how do we know you are being sincere now? 

Why am I doing this again?  Oh well, I'll post it anyway

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2008, 06:45:19 PM »
STEP AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE   :D 



Josh

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2008, 07:23:44 PM »
Why are you guys all being such assholes?


CONGRATS ON QUITTING JULIE!
KEEP IT UP!
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emma

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2008, 08:27:18 PM »
Why are you guys all being such assholes?


CONGRATS ON QUITTING JULIE!
KEEP IT UP!

I thought she was being super-sarcastic!

TremblingEagle

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Re: I love FOTs
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2008, 08:53:07 PM »
I like Julie, I think she is a break out new caller.

like a wilder, unhinged version of Laurie

Please call up with more bits (dog, drunk etc)

that stuff cracks me up.
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