Author Topic: The Wire: Spinoffs!  (Read 8863 times)

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Untitled Gus Comedy Project
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2008, 05:46:31 AM »
Tired of cutbacks in the print industry, Gus quites the Baltimore Sun, moves to sunny L.A. and enters the 21st Century by starting a blog.  Showing him the ropes of this virtual world of reporting is his crazy next door neighbor Perez Hilton.  En tendres will be doubled and penises will be drawn on jpgs of Mayor Carcetti in Photoshop.

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2008, 11:20:48 PM »
With their recent foray into a five-nights-a-week show, here’s a full night of Wire-related programming to go with Time Patrol and help HBO fill out their schedule.

8:00-8:30 PM: More With Lester
A Real Doll House!
After more than 30 years on the police force, Lester Freamon was sure he’d seen it all. But running the Major Crimes Unit didn’t prepare him for this! When Shardene’s new Dance Academy struggles to find its footing, Lester’s plans to run his doll furniture business full time are turned head over heels. Convinced to expand the business and train Shardene’s dancers on the finer points of his craft to help raise money for the Academy, the one-time smartest cop in Baltimore might be the one learning some lessons – in life and friendship – from these lovely ladies.

8:30-9:00 PM: Rap Shee(eeee-i)t
Welcome to the Wild, Wild West!
They say the game is to be sold, not told. Problem is, nobody told Clay Davis! Fed up with carrying water back east, the former Maryland senator has his sights set on some surf and sun when he switches coasts and heads to LA. But Clay Davis just can’t say no to a challenge, and soon he’s helping bring some hustle to the flow at his cousin Dre’s fledgling hip hop label. Is the City of Angels ready for this charismatic devil?

9:00-10:00 PM: The Wire: Time Patrol
The Crimes of The Centuries!

10:00-11:00 PM: The Wire: Tapped Out
The Most Dangerous Game!
When his prized students Justin and Spider go missing, youth boxing mentor Dennis “Cutty” Wise follows up on a Baltimore Sun expose of illegal underground fighting rings in the hopes of finding some answers.  But the former Golden Gloves boxer gets more than he bargained for when Cutty is kidnapped and forced into a nightmare world of high-stakes ultimate fighting, part of a secret tournament run by Baltimore’s elite. With no choice but to fight through this deadly game, where the only prize for the winner is his life, the one-time Barksdale soldier prepares for battle and makes plans to get to the man running the show…the Sun’s Executive Editor, James Whiting.

Wes, could I post this on my blog?  For real?  I would credit you, of course, and link to this thread.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2008, 11:50:31 PM »
Gotta follow Michael in an updated Huckleberry Finn. Set it on the Potomac. McNulty will play Jim, on the run after this whole homeless killer thing goes bust. Good thing the Potomac is a short river compared to the Mississippi.
Or
A remade Highway to Heaven, with Omar as the Michael Landon character. Valcheck will be the sidekick. Each week a former cast member from "The Wire" will need redemption.

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2008, 12:33:15 PM »
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2008, 07:08:53 PM »
Late Night with Slim Charles

Chris L

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2008, 01:49:21 PM »
(oh yeah, finale spoilers alluded to below)




Life With Larry

When Jimmy McNulty said "let's go home" to his new homeless pal, he wasn't kidding!  A guilt-stricken McNulty decides to put Larry under a new roof:  Beadie's!  And now that he's unemployed, McNulty's got time to concoct schemes to get Larry back on his feet, including setting up Larry as a phony psychic; joining a Pogues tribute band; and hiring Larry out as a Steve Earle impersonator.  Let's just hope Beadie doesn't blow her top before these two make it to the top. 

Also look for special guest star Lester Freamon, who's none too pleased when Larry wreaks havoc on his miniature furniture collection. 

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2008, 02:15:51 PM »
I haven’t been able to hash this out as a fully-formed show pitch, but now that we know who’s still standing and where from the finale, I know the one spin-off I really need to see. 

I want a Suicide Squad show by way of The Wire.  Perhaps it turns out that Fitz hasn’t been a mere FBI agent all this time, but is working for a secret branch of the government that handles deadly black ops missions. He recruits the most dangerous man in Baltimore, Chris Partlow, to head-up an all-star team of the city’s most dangerous criminals to work as a secret government task force, and they’re rigged with bombs to prevent them from escaping, with the promise of freedom if they complete enough impossible missions.

The rest of the core team would include Wee-Bay as the most trustworthy of the rest of the team, Avon as the charismatic former leader looking to take Partlow’s spot, Sergei (“Boris”) as the necessary evil Russian guy, Shamrock as the office-bound assistant to Fitz, Kenard as the ruthless maniac the rest fear most and White Mike McArdle as the guy who gets blown up trying to escape in the first episode, because somebody has to get blown up trying to escape in the first episode. People like Ziggy, Bird and Monk could be added later as more people are killed in action or blown up trying to escape.

All I know is, I would absolutely watch a show where Chris Partlow, Wee-Bay and Kenard are forced to go on international espionage missions, and I don’t think I’m alone in this, HBO.
This may be the year I will disappear.

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2008, 03:07:15 PM »

Life With Larry

Or: McNutty & Nutty

In another episode, Larry does come in handy when he inexplicably turns out to be a whiz at assembling IKEA furniture, so naturally they could have Kima show up.

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2008, 08:41:18 PM »
I’m admittedly awful at this kind of stuff, but here’s a try anyway:

Outdoors with Dozerman

Who says you can’t host a nature show after being shot in the face? Kenneth Dozerman, the Wire’s lovable (and handsome!) law officer returns in a move that’s sure to surprise everyone. In the spirit of Survivorman and Man vs. Wild, our hero goes out, solo of course, to the most remote and dangerous terrains and lays some surveillance on the planet’s most mysterious animals. Watch as he gets tactical on the dreaded Bili Apes of the Congo, infiltrates the world of the elusive Sea Shepherd whale in Japanese waters, and a season finale that brings Dozerman back home to Baltimore, in search of the Maryland Chupacabra!

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2008, 12:08:50 AM »
Late Night with Slim Charles

This, for me, would be a dream come true.
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2008, 06:27:17 AM »
Late Night with Slim Charles

This, for me, would be a dream come true.


They'd have to be sure to keep the clicking of his braids very high in the audio mix.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2008, 06:50:02 AM »
Who would be his co-host?

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2008, 07:55:45 AM »
Who would be his co-host?

If it's Poot they can have him sit on that couch from the courtyard in season one. 

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2008, 11:18:53 AM »
Kenard's Kids' Korner
Kenard leads roundtable discussions on the political topics of the day, the world of theater and the latest developments on French literary theory.  Billed as  "Charlie Rose for the pre-adolescent," things take a bad turn when Kenard hits Christopher Hitchens with a bottle of soda, sending him off on a crying jag that lasts for the entire show. 

Cooking: The Books With Willie Rawls
Beloved Deputy Rawls shares reviews and recipes from his favorite cookbooks. 

Bunk's Beat
Detective Bunk Moreland reviews and rates the entire Dischord catalog. 

New Hamsterdam
Johnny Weeks is a drug addict forced by an ancient curse to live forever until he finds his one true love. . .heroin.
Yeah.  Why?

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Re: The Wire: Spinoffs!
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2008, 01:29:41 PM »
Wow - I finally finished the Wire last night (thanks, Positive PScan) and this thread was worth the wait almost more than the finale. I'm not even going to try and match any of these, just humbly bump it back up.