Wow. I can now honestly say that my mind's been blown by Marky Ramone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBM5bxkutGs
2) The ad entreats you to BUY A CASE TODAY. A case?!
"It's made with secret herbs and spices that I scraped off the floor of CBGB's. Available wherever fine t-shirts are sold."