Author Topic: Oh, dear - I didn't want to post this, but it's so horribly, horribly accurate  (Read 4589 times)

buffcoat

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I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Stupornaut

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#100 better be "Judging Other White People's Square-Assedness". White people loooooove that ish.
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Turf Out

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Things this white guy doesn't like: wasting his time reading that crap.

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Define "White People".

Also, Things White People Hate: #1 -- Themselves, apparently.

Andy

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one of my favorite daily blogs is White Whine.

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ericluxury

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I skimmed this one to the end. There were a couple that were funny-ish. The majority were things that if you read The Onion with any regularity, you would have read before, done better. When will people realize that putting your observations/whatever into a list doesn't automatically make it funny.

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I do like recycling.

TremblingEagle

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They do love dogs that's for sure.

That and the indie rock, I just don't get.
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I like Mos Def.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

Andy

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white people are crazy.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

dave from knoxville

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I like Mos Def.

I DID like him, but now I feel like I can't anymore.

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DFK, you have accurately understood the situation. If you listened to any of his last two albums, OOOF. And that Michel Gondry movie looks like a stinker; granted, a premise that could have made a hilarious 20 minute movie, but I fear it.

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I did like #67. I guess I'm the exception to the rule?

Chris L

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I like Mos Def.

I DID like him, but now I feel like I can't anymore.

He came off pretty bad on Bill Maher's show a while back.  I'm cautiously optimistic about Thank You For Rewinding

God Stewart

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He came off pretty bad on Bill Maher's show a while back.  I'm cautiously optimistic about Thank You For Get Ready to Meet My Little Rewinding

Fixed?