Mensa's top 10 smartest TV shows

[Sploops]

I'm gonna try to get in.  Maybe if I have a piece of paper saying I'm a genius I'll feel better about my poor social skills.  I'll also have something to lord over common slobs like Julie.

You only have to pass a stupid test, Dorvid. I have no respect for people who can do things I can do, so lording that over me would be a waste of your time. But it might make you feel good about yourself to imagine that I would feel bad about myself because you could pass a test that I passed when I was 12. I was never common enough to need the piece of paper, but best of luck.

So you're telling me you passed the mensa test and you passed it when you were just 12?  Wowzers!  You're smart! 

[todd]

I'm gonna try to get in.  Maybe if I have a piece of paper saying I'm a genius I'll feel better about my poor social skills.  I'll also have something to lord over common slobs like Julie.

You only have to pass a stupid test, Dorvid. I have no respect for people who can do things I can do, so lording that over me would be a waste of your time. But it might make you feel good about yourself to imagine that I would feel bad about myself because you could pass a test that I passed when I was 12. I was never common enough to need the piece of paper, but best of luck.

So you're telling me you passed the mensa test and you passed it when you were just 12?  Wowzers!  You're smart! 

And yet when she calls, she still stutters and mumbles like she has frontal lobe damage.

[masterofsparks]

I'm gonna try to get in.  Maybe if I have a piece of paper saying I'm a genius I'll feel better about my poor social skills.  I'll also have something to lord over common slobs like Julie.

You only have to pass a stupid test, Dorvid. I have no respect for people who can do things I can do, so lording that over me would be a waste of your time. But it might make you feel good about yourself to imagine that I would feel bad about myself because you could pass a test that I passed when I was 12. I was never common enough to need the piece of paper, but best of luck.

So you're telling me you passed the mensa test and you passed it when you were just 12?  Wowzers!  You're smart! 

And yet when she calls, she still stutters and mumbles like she has frontal lobe damage.

Alcohol's a hell of a drug.

[Man Machine]

I'm gonna try to get in.  Maybe if I have a piece of paper saying I'm a genius I'll feel better about my poor social skills.  I'll also have something to lord over common slobs like Julie.

You only have to pass a stupid test, Dorvid. I have no respect for people who can do things I can do, so lording that over me would be a waste of your time. But it might make you feel good about yourself to imagine that I would feel bad about myself because you could pass a test that I passed when I was 12. I was never common enough to need the piece of paper, but best of luck.

So you're telling me you passed the mensa test and you passed it when you were just 12?  Wowzers!  You're smart! 

And yet when she calls, she still stutters and mumbles like she has frontal lobe damage.

Alcohol's a hell of a drug.

Oh come on, she's not the devil...

[Regular Joe]

Oh come on, she's not the devil...

She may not be THE devil, but she certainly torments the hell out of my ears, qualifying her to be MY devil, at the very least. Also, her icon is of the worst part of a dog.

PS: If she is hot, all is forgiven. This applies to all women who want to torment me.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Plans for March:

1) Attempt to become the first person to join Mensa out of pure spite.

Dude, not to take the wind out of your sails, but I think this describes like 2/3 of the Mensa membership at any given moment.

[Phantom Hugger]

Oh come on, she's not the devil...

 Also, her icon is of the worst part of a dog.

PS: If she is hot, all is forgiven. This applies to all women who want to torment me.

You don't like the pink bubblegum parts of dogs?

Go die in a car fire.

[Regular Joe]

Oh come on, she's not the devil...

 Also, her icon is of the worst part of a dog.

PS: If she is hot, all is forgiven. This applies to all women who want to torment me.

You don't like the pink bubblegum parts of dogs?

Go die in a car fire.

It looks like a slobbery tongue to me (with the rusty hair around it), and a slimy wet nose.

I will not go die in a car fire, unless you are already burning in there first and I kill myself trying to save your ass, which will make me a tragic hero, and you a drunken mess who set themselves on fire.

Edit: Jerk.

[Stan]

Oh come on, she's not the devil...

 Also, her icon is of the worst part of a dog.

PS: If she is hot, all is forgiven. This applies to all women who want to torment me.

You don't like the pink bubblegum parts of dogs?

Go die in a car fire.

It looks like a slobbery tongue to me (with the rusty hair around it), and a slimy wet nose.

I will not go die in a car fire, unless you are already burning in there first and I kill myself trying to save your ass, which will make me a tragic hero, and you a drunken mess who set themselves on fire.

Edit: Jerk.

 Good times, eh?

 Good times.

[jane]

Veggie Canadian Bacon rocks!

[Pat K]

Other than "Cosmos", I'm surprised this genius didn't include anything that was actually, you know, informative or educational in his list of Smartest Shows. Hard to believe that "Boston Legal" beat out, say, "NOVA" or "Frontline".

[masterofsparks]

I repeat:

Mad About You?

[Stan]

I repeat:

Mad About You?

 As Paul Reiser would (probably) say, "Mensa shmensa, feh".

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I repeat:

Mad About You?

 As Paul Reiser would (probably) say, "Mensa shmensa, feh".

Chuckle!  Oh, that Paul Reiser.

[Dorvid Barnas]

Clearly none of those eggheads ever saw Herman's Head.