On that thought, they should bring back Todd Billups.
Todd's first call, which was the first ever JW call to The Best Show on WFMU, was at one time a strong contender for the box, but it didn't make the cut. The first three Billups calls were considered. #2 was plagued by very low volume on JW's end. The 2nd call is the debut of the transparent pants that display the buttocks and heat up with friction. The problem with Billups was the calls worked best as a trio or at least a duo to see the insane Tom worship build a bit, and there was certainly not room for a double- or triple-dose of Todd.
The third Billups call on 12/26/00 is probably the best -- it includes the first-ever fudge reference and first murder threat. "My fudge is telling you to kill me." In this call, Todd reveals he is making transparent pants for Tom. He has also launched a fansite in which Tom's head is placed on the bodies of "all kinds of boys and girls." Todd discusses a New Year’s Eve retreat into the deep woods complete with rhinestone mask for Tom.
Would have been interesting to have Billups be the first character to call the relaunched Best Show in December '14. I can only imagine the kinds of pants/masks/etc. Todd would want Tom to wear at this point ...