It's Time to Look for a New Job When...

[John Junk 2.0]

Do Marissa's parents know about this sex she had with David back in the day?  I'm going to call them just in case.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Was that fan faction?

[Petey]

Horrifying, young Peter. In no time I expect to see you on Larry King Live being berated by Jimmy Kimmel.

what does this statement meeeannnnnnn? Jimmy Kimmel's a cokobutt, i dont want him talking to me.

[Stan]

Horrifying, young Peter. In no time I expect to see you on Larry King Live being berated by Jimmy Kimmel.

what does this statement meeeannnnnnn? Jimmy Kimmel's a cokobutt, i dont want him talking to me.

 It was just a joke referencing this:

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 I don't want you have to talk to Jimmy Kimmel either, bud.

[Petey]

oh now i get it. Nah I think all the BJs managers are just going to die in that store checking if new fall trial memberships came in.

why would it be fan fiction jason?

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I was just kiddin', Petey.  It read sort of like fan fiction.

[John Junk 2.0]

Petey, obviously you're too busy working at and quitting jobs and meeting people and stuff to keep up with the intricate cross-referencing that goes on on this board.  This is a good thing.

[Sarah]

It is indeed really sad that it's a beautiful Sunday and the board has been so busy.  I've been trying to read all the new posts, and I can't even keep up.  I know I'm pathetic, but I grieve that so many other FOT appear to be, too.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Sarah, I'm sitting in a tech rehearsal in Austin, TX and it's it's unbearably hot and muggy outside.  So shed no tears for me!*














*another freebie for the shameful replies thread

[Petey]

Petey, obviously you're too busy working at and quitting jobs and meeting people and stuff to keep up with the intricate cross-referencing that goes on on this board.  This is a good thing.

haha nah. I should go on the board more. I just sit around listening to tiny frogs down the road usually.

[John Junk 2.0]

I wanted either a raise or to work four longer days a week while retaining full benefits.  Even though I realize how unrealistic that four-day request is, they said they couldn't pull it off (except for under conditions that would make my job suck even more.  and the only day I could get off would be Wednesday) and they said I had NO CHANCE at getting a raise.  Then they ended the meeting by making me sign something about some on-the-job fuck up I made a year ago that cost the school a bunch of money.  Putting me in my place like that.  How dare you.