I gotta check the boards more often.
In defense of both my subpar call and Nate's behavior on the phone, I offer the following.
A) I was driving us to the Drillbit Taylor premiere. So, Nate's nerves were pretty cranked up (it probably didn't help that I told him of Tom's involvement with Monk, as that is one of Nate's favorite shows), and I was distracted by negotiating a car full of kids through Los Angeles rush hour traffic.
B) Yes, I really do work as Nate's bodyguard/set nanny (laugh all you want, I too find it hilarious) and have been working with him since before he got the part in Drillbit Taylor. The fact that I'm his bodyguard and he's in a movie about a kid with a bodyguard is purely coincidental. Nate's mom works and the law dictates that minors have a legal guardian on set with them at all times.
C) As for the "shameless self promotion and gay slurs" ... He's a 16 year old kid. When he gets nervous, he goes for laughs. But as a 16 year old kid, he went for something that would make his classmates laugh. It backfired. Nate's a very talented, very well behaved kid. He'd just been in "Nate Show" mode the whole day, and he unknowingly tried to bring the Nate Show to the Best Show ... And we know what happens when someone tries that brand of shenanigans. They can't all be Petey.
D) I had warned Nate of the possibility of a GOMP, but his nerves just got the better of him, I was too distracted to help steer the call in the right direction, and so we were GOMPed.
E) We in no way intended to be GOMPed, nor did we agree to being GOMPed ahead of time as some sort of ploy (is ploy the word I'm looking for?) for a Celebrity GOMP. I really don't plan my calls that far ahead. You've heard me on the show, I'm usually like "Hi Tom, here's my input." Then I'm like "Ha ha! Duuuuuuuh," for the next five minutes.
F) As for me running too hot ... I'm one of only two nominees. Somebody's gotta be the front runner. I know Tom's called me an Eddie Haskel, and said that I will "implode" and that I'll probably threaten him before the year's up. But really, I just call in and try to be as in the moment as possible. If Tom does something to make me laugh, I'm going to laugh.
Bottom line: I love the show, I thought Tom would get a kick out of the call, but I have a bad habbit of not having an exit strategy.