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daveB from Oakland

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Coffin Talk
« on: March 26, 2008, 10:36:27 PM »
I'm writing this post from my bedroom, and I'm drinking a beer after a hard day at work.

This topic has already seen some discussion under a thread called the ghoulish voice, but I thought last night's EXTENDED edition of "coffin talk" deserved it's own thread. I'm not necessarily saying I'd like to hear it again, but that was some amazing radio performance art.

You know how AC/DC essentially has only one song, but it's a really great song? The coffin talk show is sort of like that.  Coffin talk is three chords and the truth. Or one chord and the funny. Or something like that.

I'm going to log on to gawker and see if anybody's spotted Jack Nicholson shopping for a coffin ...
"He didn't sound like a human when I was talking to him ... he sounded like a shape ... what's that shape of that building ... you know, where the Army lives?" -- Bryce, 11/24/2009

TremblingEagle

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 11:18:48 PM »
Tom got in the zone right there
draining radio 3's like a young Danny Ainge
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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 11:20:51 PM »
This topic is stupid.  You should all shop for a coffin.

*sips a dumb beer*

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 11:38:13 PM »

oilcantim

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 11:44:54 PM »
Huh?

*pause*

What?

*longer pause*

You sound stupid.

ben

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 12:01:25 AM »
whatever.  you all sound stupid.
Sounds like someone was working as a conduit for nature's natural vengeance.  Just like Jesus.  And some of the others.

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 02:21:15 AM »
Last night's show was definitely not an F.   :D

daveB from Oakland

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 01:28:56 PM »

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"He didn't sound like a human when I was talking to him ... he sounded like a shape ... what's that shape of that building ... you know, where the Army lives?" -- Bryce, 11/24/2009

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 02:50:13 PM »

Sploops

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 03:22:20 PM »
Who actually shops for their own coffin?  That would be so depressing.

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 03:25:20 PM »
Oh, I dunno - maybe with a little bit of a sunnier disposition, Mr. Sploops, it could be ...empowering.

Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2008, 03:32:26 PM »
 And now everything comes full circle to Hearse chat:

http://www.coffin-talk.net/viewtopic.php?t=1837&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2008, 03:47:10 PM »
Anyone else thinking about the Simpsons episode where they go to get a free autopsy, and Bart gets trapped in a coffin, and there's a camera in the coffin, and so they watch him trying to get out. And then Homer asks if the display has picture-in-picture, and the coffin salesman says "Why of course, this is the Contempo".

No?

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 10:27:01 AM »
There's a line in one of the Jim Jarmusch movies, the one about the accountant in the old west, uttered by one of the characters.  He threatens someone with a gun (or something) and then says, "...or you're gonna be pushin' up daisies out of a pine box." 

I love that line.

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Re: Coffin Talk
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 01:04:12 PM »
y'know whut shuld be on the top of HIS bucket list?