Author Topic: Wawa's hoagie day  (Read 1675 times)


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Wawa's hoagie day
« on: March 31, 2008, 02:52:40 AM »
"The event that actually drew me to City Hall in the first place showcases another grand American political tradition: the free lunch. The WAWA corporation, an upscale version of 7-Eleven indigenous to New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware and Virginia, generously hosted "WAWA Hoagie Day." Calling it their "Four-Ton Tribute to America," the convenience store put 100 WAWA "chefs" (a loose use of the term, to be sure) on the project for five hours. The glorious result: a four-ton hoagie (the area name for a hero or submarine sandwich), measuring 6,700 feet in length. That's seven Eiffel towers, eight Titanics, and four Dirk Digglers . . . Well, you get the point."

If I had a time machine, I would travel back in time to eat the four-ton hoagie.

Pat K

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Re: Wawa's hoagie day
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 09:50:10 AM »
I heard that if Chinese Democracy gets released in 2008, Wawa is going to give everyone in America a free hoagie.
I'm warning you with peace and love.