Author Topic: How do you climb the ranks?  (Read 11770 times)

Steve in North Hollywood

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How do you climb the ranks?
« on: April 10, 2008, 07:52:36 AM »
Hi FOTs,
  Not sure if this is already a topic, but I didn't see one like it in my search.  So ...

  How do you climb the FOT ranks?  I'd like to get to the Steve McQueen With A Skull Face ranking.  Is it all about how many postings you make?  Or does Tom pick based on his own criteria?

  There Will Be GOMPs! 
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masterofsparks

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 08:36:59 AM »
I'm not sure either, but I've heard it has something to do with your Q rating.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

Turf Out

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 08:39:44 AM »
I'm so excited to see where this thread goes.

(I wish I had something really funny to say so that Tom will see it, think I'm cool, and boost my ranking)


Omar

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 08:43:12 AM »
Per Gordon from North Dakota, Tom is receptive to payola, so that's worth a try.
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namethebats

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 09:35:02 AM »
I used to have more than 3,000 posts. Then Tom found a surveillance tape of a disparaging comment I made about "Waterloo" during our high school 70s Day.

AaronC

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 09:43:15 AM »
You need to paypal me $100. 

God Stewart

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 09:50:00 AM »
They're all just messing with you, Steve. To move up you need to get a high score on one of the message board arcade games or record a personal best score on each of the games; then it unlocks a profile upgrade and a new batch of celebrities in the profile picture library.

samir

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 09:54:46 AM »
"Uhh, if you guys wanna see it, we got a kill screen up the front... Donkey Kong kill screen... KILL SCREEN!"

You could be the next Steve Wiebe.
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Turf Out

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 10:09:32 AM »
I used to have more than 3,000 posts. Then Tom found a surveillance tape of a disparaging comment I made about "Waterloo" during our high school 70s Day.

man that sucks.

KickTheBobo

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 10:17:28 AM »
“I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,
but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.”

– Anon.

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 04:07:35 PM »
There are easter eggs in the message board code that allow you to get more stars.   But each one works only once per user, so my personal rank will not rise based on the rest of this post:

1. Use the word "sir" in a post.
2. Use the word "junior" in a post.
3. Complement Dogmo.

There are also easter eggs that will remove stars:

1. Make a disparaging comment about our President.
2. Use the word "exactamundo."
3. Be Stephen King.


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dave from knoxville

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2008, 05:05:28 PM »
He rewarded me because I can give six-digit approximations to square roots of positive integers to within 1%. IN MY HEAD.

emma

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 05:10:54 PM »
He rewarded me because I can give six-digit approximations to square roots of positive integers to within 1%. IN MY HEAD.

No way. You too?

dave from knoxville

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 05:16:44 PM »
He rewarded me because I can give six-digit approximations to square roots of positive integers to within 1%. IN MY HEAD.

No way. You too?

Don't you remember, it's where we met!

Denim Gremlin

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Re: How do you climb the ranks?
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2008, 06:00:24 PM »
I just started using Kern Co.'s new wonder drug FOToxinil

higher the dose = higher the rank

may cause heart stoppage
I was the first guy in hardcore to whip people with his belt.