Wursterisms

[JoeThird]

Not a specific "ism", but any time Wurster is furiously mad (like Mike Sajak, Bruce Willis, one of Tom's relatives most recently) is one of the funniest things in the world.

[Pidgeon]

Wurster: "I'm _____."
Tom: "Oh, you're _____."
Wurster: "YESSS!"


Something like that.

[dotmap]

"Uh, question for you"

[moonshake]

"Uh, question for you"

That's a nice one.

[Mr. Spacely]

"Well..." said with a kind of "suit-yourself" tone always gets me.

[Paul DeLouisiana]

"Well..." said with a kind of "suit-yourself" tone always gets me.

I hear this ALOT in real life.

[Wes]

Not a specific "ism", but any time Wurster is furiously mad (like Mike Sajak, Bruce Willis, one of Tom's relatives most recently) is one of the funniest things in the world.

There's a very brief moment in one of the Radio Hut calls where he turns viciously on Tom for interrupting an off-phone conversation that kills me every time I hear it. Just so much venom that comes out of nowhere and then goes away, it's amazing.

[Mr. Spacely]

I'll second the brilliance of Angry Wurster.

The top of the Ron Scharpling call is one of my favorite performances of his.  "YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS!"

[buffcoat]

Not a specific "ism", but any time Wurster is furiously mad (like Mike Sajak, Bruce Willis, one of Tom's relatives most recently) is one of the funniest things in the world.

There's a very brief moment in one of the Radio Hut calls where he turns viciously on Tom for interrupting an off-phone conversation that kills me every time I hear it. Just so much venom that comes out of nowhere and then goes away, it's amazing.

Jeff Cooper is very specific about his Taco Bell order and does not like to be interrupted.

[Mr. Spacely]

Two seven-layers. No guac on the first, but extra rice. Extra olives and *no rice* on the second.
Diet Pibb with about a quarter cup of ice.
4 things of hot sauce.
Mexican candy bar.

[buffcoat]

Two seven-layers. No guac on the first, but extra rice. Extra olives and *no rice* on the second.
Diet Pibb with about a quarter cup of ice.
4 things of hot sauce.
Mexican candy bar.

No, they're not gonna charge me extra.  It's still seven layers.

[Mr. Spacely]

Does anyone (*cough* Omar *cough*) know the first appearance of the "Tom uses a voice modulator" meme?  I couldn't find it on Omar's site.

[Wasianchickn]

Does anyone (*cough* Omar *cough*) know the first appearance of the "Tom uses a voice modulator" meme?  I couldn't find it on Omar's site.

I want to say it was from Timmy on October 16, 2007 and repeated by Bryce on the 23rd.

Other favorite call-within-a-call moments are both Curt Gasteburn's and Ron Templeton's plans to kill Tom. The best part is their transition-less continuation of the conversation with Tom while he's flabbergasted.

"Getting a little 'tude from you which I'm not that into...," "Picking up on a vibe..." (mostly Bryce)

Referring to Corey Harris as a huge rock star.

Demanding respect/fame for novel jobs/accomplishments. (Rick Stevens, Poor Millionaire, Phil Monroe)

The abundance of terms for Reggie Monroe's actions (spankathon, pants vacation, pant rummage,

"Let me nutshell it for ya."

Mentioning the best director of all time or some other embellishment as Tom guesses incorrectly before it's revealed to be TLS.

[Chloe inChicago]

"hey, Tom."

because something awesome usually follows

[Boogdish]

Referring to Tom as "host" gets me every time.