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YuriDedman

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #150 on: September 20, 2011, 11:02:56 PM »
"bathroom area"

BenEff

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« Reply #151 on: September 22, 2011, 09:10:20 PM »
Does anyone one know which episode "Up juggalo creek without a faygo" was in? I don't remember.

Mr. Spacely

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #152 on: September 23, 2011, 12:53:00 AM »
Pretty sure that's from the disgruntled Juggalo call. It was a Gem a couple weeks back.
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YuriDedman

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #153 on: September 23, 2011, 01:12:55 AM »
When he rates something "0.0 out of 1000."

Key Loser

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« Reply #154 on: September 23, 2011, 09:34:25 AM »
Pretty sure that's from the disgruntled Juggalo call. It was a Gem a couple weeks back.

"You Jugga-dummy"

still makes me laugh

Chris from Chicago

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #155 on: September 23, 2011, 03:45:03 PM »
Has anyone mentioned the "Wrist-Watch Alarm" yet? 
It's like trying to snap a guy's neck while he's sitting on a swivel chair......impossible.

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« Reply #156 on: September 23, 2011, 09:37:18 PM »
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Christina

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #157 on: September 23, 2011, 10:01:33 PM »
Seeing pics of Lou Reed & Metallica for whatever the hell project they did made me think of "truHEEho".
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #158 on: October 06, 2011, 02:55:49 AM »
this thread is lacking something, you all need to start posting with some zest!



Austin From Chicago

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #159 on: October 06, 2011, 05:05:29 PM »
"Crack open a __________ much? It don't sound like you do."
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highwindows

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #160 on: October 06, 2011, 06:21:38 PM »
i did not laugh that hard when sheila larson killed for the first time, but when it happened again this week, i totally lost it.

highwindows

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« Reply #161 on: October 07, 2011, 12:09:52 AM »
i've been listening to the best show gems podcast while walking around and keep laughing to myself.  people think that i'm smiling at them (FALSE) and will awkwardly wave at me.

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #162 on: October 07, 2011, 01:16:22 AM »
I hope you're scowling at all false smile recipients.
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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #163 on: October 12, 2011, 06:23:57 PM »
This is my first post — hi everyone!

I think someone might have mentioned this, but I love when he makes acronyms out of things that don't need to be acronyms. Like, LB for lidblower.

The "why" is by far my favorite recurring Wursterism (followed by variations on "wait, what?). There's one Wurster "why?" that I would love to find again, but I have no memory of which character he was doing. He was explaining something in an agitated tone, and ended it with a really forceful, definitive 'why' — employed as a period, not as a question mark.

I know this is pretty damn vague, but if this rings a bell to anyone, please do tell.

Steve in North Hollywood

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« Reply #164 on: October 12, 2011, 07:33:29 PM »
Maybe during the Bruce Willis incident?

"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.