The number one thing people don't understand about being a member of the support staff for a major medical school exam is that the job is 90% attaching things to the wall with sticky-tac.
Seriously!
I don't know what I'd do without thumb tacs...
Find another pointy object to leave on your husband's chair?
Also, while driving up to Woodbridge to spend the last ten bucks I had on hand on frozen mysis shrimp I realized that I don't own my fish. I'm totally their bitch, in a manner of speaking.