I started the secret crushes thread. Which means that I said I had a crush on myself, Dorvid, and Samir, which is true, but in a heterosexual way, except in the case of myself.
I posted just as obsessively on FOTchan as I did here, and I got pissed off a couple of times, which I guess is mildly embarrassing. My only regret is saying a FOT who is actually very funny was not funny in one of those threads. If you figure out who you were, I am sorry - it was out of ignorance. You are in fact a very funny person.