My auditory hallucination went like this:
I smoked some really strong and scary weed with some people I didn't know in student housing in college. My roommate was an R.A., and he was a devout Mormon who I suspect was in the closet, but I guess you could call him a metrosexual. He work CKOne and collected bags from luxury boutiques and hung them in the bathroom as kind of minimal interior design. So there were Tiffany bags and Ralph Lauren shopping bags hanging in our bathroom. Did I mention this is at the Maryland Institute College of Art?
Anyway I got stoned with these people who then all went somewhere and left me to my own devices and so I went back to my dorm. My roommate was in bed, but not asleep. I think he called his girlfriend, but I started to get hyper-paranoid that he was going to narc me out and get me kicked out of student housing. I could hear that he was just saying stuff like 'Hey, how's it going?" from the next room, but it's like the letters of the words were switching around like in scrabble and re-combining to read "My roommate is on drugs please come here and arrest him!" --but the scrabble thing is only the way I can conceptualize this experience. I didn't "see" the words, but I heard them, and then in the process of parsing out the meaning of the words I heard, the memory of the words mutated and I was remembering or receiving the words as different words than what I "actually" heard. But all this was happening as I was hearing them, and the memory is more like the memory of a syllable, not a whole word. And I'd lose track of the syllables and have to piece things together all over again, but I'd rebuild the sentence as something way more sinister than reality.
On a different occasion a candle-holder on a wall smiled and winked at me. This is also while I had intense shivers on a couch and was trying to watch This Film Is On by R.E.M. while super stoned. BAD IDEA. But I think that was just crazy weed. It had red hairs and shit.