rivers cuomo creepopedia

[paul]

a new chapter has just been written:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/4jfgwd

holy. mother. of. christ.

i was looking forward to chinese democracy being a completely overblown epic failure, but i think weezer will beat them to it.

well done, creep.

[paul]

cowboy star for a new generation!

[John Junk 2.0]

I kinda like it.  Thanks for sharing this.

[Matt C]

It's like Bohemian Rhapsody if it sucked.

[paul]

I kinda like it.  Thanks for sharing this.

you don't like it, you love it.

[noise.light]

I submit the dickipedia.

[Martin]

I was unable to call in this Tuesday, but I submit the following entries:

Hummer limos
FOTchan

[Stan]

 Holy Guacamole.

 Is this as far down the rabbit hole the red album will go? Perhaps not based on this review of another track:

Heart Songs

OK, ‘Heart Songs’ catalogues all of Rivers’ ’songs’, his favourites. Kind of like ‘American Pie’. Cat Stevens, Joan Baez. Lennon. Springsteen. Quiet Riot. Maiden. Judas Priest. Betty Gibson. Jacko. Fresh Prince. “put a record on, had a baby on it, he was naked on it, then i heard the chords’ - Nevermind! ow he’s singing about recording Blue Album. Very crazy.

 Yeesh.

[pinky]

I couldn't call either but constantly get these emails as spam in our work mailbox.   I nominate this Richard's Take guy for creepopedia

http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/newsletter.asp?nid=942

excuse the video at the top

[God Stewart]

"Hoo Hoo!"

Typical egomaniacal crapola from Rivers (as I write this I'm picturing Spike referring to him as puddles for some reason). That guy is a laundry list of creepy horrors—least of which is his music. He should be on the cover of the creepopedia.

Speaking of the Creepopedia, does anyone think that Tom should write this book? I'd totally buy it and I would think he has a pretty good head start on material.

First entry: Mickey Dolenz.

[buffcoat]

I'm not that familiar with Cuomo's non-Weezer work and habits, or anything about him personally other than the Harvard thing and the Pinkerton-era obsession with the cello-playing half-Japanese girl and the inappropriate crush on the underage Asian girl who wrote to him.

Ew boy.  You mean there's more?

[iAmBaronVonTito]

ironically, ive been on a very happy Weezer kick on the ipod.  thanks for bringing it to a screeching halt, guys.

[Chris L]

"Hoo Hoo!"
Speaking of the Creepopedia, does anyone think that Tom should write this book? I'd totally buy it and I would think he has a pretty good head start on material.

Alternately, I think the Friends of Tom would be up to the task, given that FOTpedia is good and fucked and we haven't gotten our pedia on in some time.

[A.M. Thomas]

I couldn't get past one minute.

[paul]

Holy Guacamole.

 Is this as far down the rabbit hole the red album will go? Perhaps not based on this review of another track:

Heart Songs

OK, ‘Heart Songs’ catalogues all of Rivers’ ’songs’, his favourites. Kind of like ‘American Pie’. Cat Stevens, Joan Baez. Lennon. Springsteen. Quiet Riot. Maiden. Judas Priest. Betty Gibson. Jacko. Fresh Prince. “put a record on, had a baby on it, he was naked on it, then i heard the chords’ - Nevermind! ow he’s singing about recording Blue Album. Very crazy.

 Yeesh.

that song is pretty funny too. it has smooth jazz sax in the background. and he mentions "never gonna give you up". it's a rickroll within a song!