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Oogie

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Newsflash!
« on: May 29, 2008, 05:15:59 PM »
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny!
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emma

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 05:18:44 PM »
I did not read the article because I knew anything after that headline would either disappoint me or confirm my guesses.

Spoony

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 05:19:44 PM »
Then let me fill you in on the gaps. Count Chocolula will be pressing charges to the fullest extent of the law.

Oogie

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 05:22:16 PM »
It's going to be ok!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_sc/space_shuttle

This is actually the hidden subtext of Tarkovsky's Solaris, now that I think about it.

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Sarah

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 05:39:01 PM »
Odd that he admitted taking the chocolate penis but denied stealing the bunny.

I was more impressed by the story reporting that a security guard caught filming under a woman's skirt was acquitted because she wasn't aware that she was being filmed.  This reasoning stuns me.

Martin

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 05:41:26 PM »
I'm sorry, you do not have this news often in the America?

TL

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 08:06:58 PM »
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

John Junk 2.0

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 08:17:12 PM »
Odd that he admitted taking the chocolate penis but denied stealing the bunny.

I was more impressed by the story reporting that a security guard caught filming under a woman's skirt was acquitted because she wasn't aware that she was being filmed.  This reasoning stuns me.

Yeah, what the fuck?  What kinda country is that??

USA!  USA!  USA!

emma

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 10:16:18 PM »
Quote

"Had the man come clean..."


How's he gonna do that with a chocolate penis down his pants??


Real mature, TL.

On a completely separate (and entirely more appropriate) note, I caved and read the article, and you know what the first phrase to make me laugh was? It wasn't even chocolate-penis-related!
"He initially denied snatching the bunny."

Is that even dirty? Probably not! Did it stop me from giggling uncontrollably? No!

TL

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Re: Newsflash!
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 10:26:05 PM »
Quote

"Had the man come clean..."


How's he gonna do that with a chocolate penis down his pants??


Real mature, TL.



Sorry, Emma - I've been spending too much time...  in Chinatown.


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