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Andy

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I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« on: May 21, 2008, 08:57:32 PM »
Let's try this out.  I'll start by stating a fact about myself that might be unique to me on this board.  If someone else has done it and wants to play, they say that they have and then they state another fact about themself that they believe to be unique.  We continue until someone comes up with one that no one else has done.  That person is King Shit around here.

I'll bet I'm the only one who....

voted for Al Sharpton in the 2004 Democratic Presidential Primaries.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

cutout

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 09:32:52 PM »
...lived to age 8 without telling my parents that a long incisor was growing from the roof of my mouth. A dentist removed the tooth which sits in an envelope in my desk drawer.

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 12:40:53 PM »
Uh... I think we already have two King Shits to crown.
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todd

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 12:46:37 PM »
...puked from atop a ferris wheel when I was 10.

Fig Neutron

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 01:06:05 PM »
Uh... I think we already have two King Shits to crown.
  ;D When I saw Andy's full premise, I didn't think this would last too long.  But anyway...

...has such low water pressure that he gets up an hour and half early each morning to start the tub. Then goes back to sleep.
Fresh fruit enriches everyone.  Takes the thirst out of everyday time.  A pure whiff of oxygen, painting over a monochrome world in primary colors.  We all know that.  It's why everyone loves fruit.


mokin

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 02:02:43 PM »
Obviously cutout bested all of us and anything posted after that will just be a letdown.

Beth

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 05:03:43 PM »
I bet I'm the only (girl) who wasn't allowed to wear skirts to elementary school. Am I the only one who was raised vegetarian?

Chris L

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 05:45:26 PM »
...erases about a third of his posts within the first hour.  (I don't know)


Not this one you won't!   ;D

Andy

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 06:33:00 PM »
I just thought of another one, but I don't know what the right word is for someone who only eats meat.

also, i'll bet i'm the only one who likes cats.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Emerson

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 08:17:17 PM »
I bet I'm the only one who...

-Merged onto the CA-2 freeway last night, after midnight, and watched his hood fly up, breaking his windshield.

I also like Al Sharpton. And I love cats.
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Emily

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 08:30:27 PM »
Am I the only one who was raised vegetarian?


I was!

Emily

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 08:30:53 PM »
I just thought of another one, but I don't know what the right word is for someone who only eats meat.


carnivore?

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2008, 08:32:20 PM »
...hung out in Howard Cosell's apartment and saw him without his toupee.
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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 08:34:01 PM »
...erases about a third of his posts within the first hour.  (I don't know)


Not this one you won't!   ;D

HehHeh, I thought that too (back when I coulda been the one to prevent it!)
Fresh fruit enriches everyone.  Takes the thirst out of everyday time.  A pure whiff of oxygen, painting over a monochrome world in primary colors.  We all know that.  It's why everyone loves fruit.


Fig Neutron

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Re: I'll bet I'm the only one who.....
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 08:47:20 PM »
...has been awake since eight hours before the last 'Best Show' began (no, I'm not working--planning a move next Weds.).  But I figured not being able to sleep all Tuesday night would result in (Hell, I tried to PLAN) an afternoon sleep, or a deep sleep Wednesday night.  No Dice.  And nothing but De-Caf yesterday (unless Folgers tricked me with their 'crystals').

I feel very alert right now, though a slight touch insane.  Dumbass I am, I'm drinking regular coffee right now.

QUALIFIER:  AND I'M NOT ON CRYSTAL METH, though I am worrying about crashing for three days.

If only I were being documented, I'm feeling I could beat Rockin' Ronnie right now.  Time to watch the Pistons/Celts game now...

(May not hear from me for a few days)
Fresh fruit enriches everyone.  Takes the thirst out of everyday time.  A pure whiff of oxygen, painting over a monochrome world in primary colors.  We all know that.  It's why everyone loves fruit.