Well , it wasn't exposed.
So the story loses some points right away, I guess.
But...
I was on vacation with my family on Martha's Vineyard around 1993. President Clinton was on vacation there as well. The whole vacation, we would go to a location on the island, and a crowd of people would be all aflutter, and when asked they would say "You just missed the President!" On the last day, feeling a little sad that we didn't get a Presidential sighting (don't judge!), we're driving down the street and we see black SUV's driving on the bike path next to us. Obviously, something's going down...
After about a mile of this, we see through a break in the trees that the SUV's have stopped. We pull the car over, cross the street to where the SUV's are, and see a bunch of secret service guys in running gear. One man is in the middle of them, but we cannot see his face, because he is grabbing his ankles, stretching. He is also facing away from us. So essentially, he is mooning us.
When he finally stood upright, he turned around and - surprise surprise - bet you didn't see this coming - it was Bill Clinton. He shook the hands of some locals and ran on.
Did I tell you about the time Paul Wolfowitz snorted all my coke behind the Rainbow Bar and Grille in L.A? Alright, that one isn't as good as it sounds either.
