D'oh! I just posted (and removed) this in the YouTube thread!
I was waiting for this guy to just break down and say he scored 100 points in a single game.
(Strange how cyclical internets work: I was reading that 12-page crazy roommate link posted in the roomie thread here, which led me to look up 'Martin Random,' which led me to Wonkette, which led me to the video posted today).