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Forrest

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Mortification
« on: May 28, 2008, 02:53:12 PM »
Okay, obviously I have been outed for my schoolyard-like crush. I have been in an emotionally vulnerable state after a recent romantic meltdown in my life. If anyone wants to make fun of me, just at least do it out in the open. I really want to crawl into a cave and die right about now.
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Bryan

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 02:54:32 PM »
Will I understand this better when I listen to last night's show?
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todd

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 02:58:10 PM »
No one's going to make fun of you. You had a crush, you clenched up and went for it, and it worked - VINDICATION! Hold your head high my brother.
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Sarah

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 03:00:08 PM »
Don't feel bad, Forrest.  I didn't think your actions were all that creepy, given this brave new age, and your crush's response suggests she didn't think they were, either.  Now all you have to do is suggest that you share some safe, pleasant activity (I have no idea what counts as suitable for first meetings; hell, I don't think I've been on a date in my life), and bob's your uncle.  Or not, if one or the other of you discovers that what you liked for a few moments of flirting doesn't support further congress.  But you can deal with that when the time comes.

P.S.  Next time you want to be anonymous, you'll be more careful to cover your tracks, so there's a useful lesson learned.
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Emily

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 03:01:54 PM »
Come on Forrest, it's FOTchan. Of course people are going to tease.

Good for you in pursuing a date!

It takes bravery to pursue people. Rejection is scary.

Use the hotness quote.

Also, you're a charmer you'll get a girl. This is NY. Just go to the Sex & the City opening if all else falls through -- tons of single ladies looking for love there.



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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 03:05:58 PM »
That's the problem/fun with FOTchan - had I known that was you, I would have known that there was little to no creep factor involved.  No that I know it's you, well, of course she's into you.  In any case, congrats!
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Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

kimota

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 03:07:23 PM »
Right on, Forrest.  You were uncreepily resourceful in your research and it paid off.  Hang your head high, indeed.
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Martin

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 03:12:12 PM »
Yeah, good for you, Forrest!
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Dorvid Barnas

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 03:16:54 PM »
I've met you - you're not that cut.

(kidding)
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Forrest

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2008, 03:19:04 PM »
Yeah, I wasn't shirtless at the time. Also, if she had said that, I would have known she was lying.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2008, 03:20:21 PM »
Bill Hicks Diablo Cody Juno FOTchan
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Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

Martin

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 03:21:36 PM »
fotchan

Who's vindicated now? (Me.)
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Sarah

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 03:22:18 PM »
B i l l  H i c k s
D i a b l o  C o d y
J u n o
F O T c h a n

What do I win?
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A.M. Thomas

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2008, 05:54:55 PM »
C H I N A T O W N !
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I'm not a chicken,  you're a turkey.

bobby.

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Re: Mortification
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2008, 06:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Sarah on May 28, 2008, 03:00:08 PM
bob's your uncle

My sister had a baby girl yesterday. This will soon be my catchphrase.
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