What is the lamest expression?

[AaronC]

Any guy who calls me "woman" when talking to my husband. "You need to learn how to control your woman." You wouldn't believe how often I hear that and everytime I hear it, I want to commit felonious assault against the speaker. Is that how you spell felonious? Is it feloneous?

Similarly, my wife HATES when people refer to her as my "old lady."

[yesno]

Slate hits one out of the park:

http://www.slate.com/toolbar.aspx?action=print&id=2194425

Throwing our attempts under the bus.  This thread has now jumped the shark.

[Steeley Chris]

"Coin" as in "dropping coin" or "saving coin." What, are the two syllables in "money" too much for you? I've only heard it used in a car commercial and a pizza commercial, but it drives me crazy. 

[Bryan]

That's a good article.

I've got two people that I use as barometers for expressions and catchphrases - once it crosses either of their lips, it'll never again cross mine.

The notable exception being, "Wait, what?" My corny co-worker ran it into the ground, but I still use Wurster-ish variations of it sometimes.

[erechoveraker]

I have an acquaintance who always calls sex "playing."  It's revolting.

Ewww.

[jamesp]

I tried searching and don't know if anyone suggested this but "vegging out" always bugged me.

[cutout]

I don't like a lot of corny euphemisms for the human ass. "Kiester", "Duff", "Bum", "Fanny", "Tush". Yet among them, the worst for me is "bottom".

[John Junk 2.0]

Not to throw Ron Rosenbaum under the bus, but saying "catch" totally jumped the shark.

[Sarah]

I have an acquaintance who always calls sex "playing."  It's revolting.

Ewww.

I'm glad someone has finally commented on the horror of this.

[Gregory]

"Nipply" in regards to the temperature.

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Similarly, my wife HATES when people refer to her as my "old lady."

That expression is a little more than simply lame.

[jbissell]

When I was younger my uncle would always say that he was going to "beat me like a red-headed stepchild" anytime we would play a game.

[AaronC]

Similarly, my wife HATES when people refer to her as my "old lady."

That expression is a little more than simply lame.

Oh yeah,  I HATE it too.  It's offensive. 

Two more lame ones:  "man up" or "cowboy up" 

[courtney]

 - Hot enough for ya today?

 - How 'bout them [sports team]?  (So for me it's "How 'bout them Huskers?")

 - You play the drums?! Wow! That's amazing!  (cuz I'm a lady)

 - How come you're so f**king stupid?!

Yeah, I get sick of hearing those phrases all the time .............................. okay, I'm the one who says that last one to myself a lot .....

[Stupornaut]

Similarly, my wife HATES when people refer to her as my "old lady."

That expression is a little more than simply lame.

Oh yeah,  I HATE it too.  It's offensive. 

Two more lame ones:  "man up" or "cowboy up" 

Ew, "man up", to hell with that. Usually that shows up in response to somebody's actual legitimate concerns ("I have had too much work dumped on me"; "I am not feeling well"; "my girlfriend just broke up with me") and the person retorting with it is basically implying that you're some kind of weakling for not going through the day as though you are constantly re-enacting 300 or something.