I can say one thing about this movie: if your friends are always up your keister about being a film snob, you can go with them to this one (but hurry!), and their minds will be blown away by its abysmal and repugnant qualities. Then you can say, "See? This is what I've been saying all along." I think they'll start to understand.
I did this, and I scored brownie points for my willingness to go along with the crowd, as well as offering a cautionary lesson to my less wary filmgoer friends about what can happen when you let shitty Hollywood directors do your thinking for you.