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Miss

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2008, 01:25:42 PM »
good thing: finding some pot when you are out and feeling terrible. (medicinally, you dicks.)

bad thing: finding out you are out of pot. and the sun burning holes into you.

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008, 01:30:33 PM »
good: power outage at work.

Miss

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008, 01:44:22 PM »
good: power outage at work.

bad: working at a mall and having the fire alarm keep acting up.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2008, 02:04:07 PM »
good: power outage at work.

i second this!

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2008, 02:09:23 PM »

Trotskie

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2008, 02:38:41 PM »
good:  Driving behind an 18-wheeler; I'm in the passing lane, it is in the travel lane.  Overpass ahead.  As I pass him on the left, the top of the trailer clips the underside of the overpass and opens like a cartoon sardine tin.  I head on down the road.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2008, 02:44:07 PM »
good:  Driving behind an 18-wheeler; I'm in the passing lane, it is in the travel lane.  Overpass ahead.  As I pass him on the left, the top of the trailer clips the underside of the overpass and opens like a cartoon sardine tin.  I head on down the road.


What??

between this and the truth behind Mt. Rushmore, i find that you live a very traumatizing life.

kimota

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2008, 02:45:31 PM »
bad: having to wait to pull into a parking space because someone is blocking your way as they needlessly and slowly back into their parking spot.

good: finding obscure treats you thought were long discontinued in a unexpected place, ie. hotdog gum at a Blockbuster.  And its fresh.

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2008, 02:45:47 PM »
The worst: This has happened several times at work over the past month and it really bothers me: people talking on cellphones while in the bathroom.  Today I walk in to wash my hands after lunch and bam, some guy standing at the urinal with his phone in hand yapping away.  Of course he also didn't wash his hands afterwards.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2008, 02:47:08 PM »
figures

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2008, 02:54:40 PM »
bad: having to wait to pull into a parking space because someone is blocking your way as they needlessly and slowly back into their parking spot.

good: finding obscure treats you thought were long discontinued in a unexpected place, ie. hotdog gum at a Blockbuster.  And its fresh.

i hate back-in-ers (backiners? backer-inners?)!! my my neighbors are alway doing this and holding up traffic on my street.

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2008, 03:01:03 PM »
Anyone ever have a conversation with a boss then walk into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and see an enormous booger peeking out of a nostril. 

I think that would be listed below What Is This, Reservoir Dogs.

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2008, 04:08:42 PM »
Good thing:  at dusk, finding a nice camp site in a pine forest, where the cool air is creating that wonderful soughing sound in the trees

Bad thing:  waking up the next morning to find that the campground is full of RVs that are running generators and blaring bad country music

This one is not really that awful, but it is the reason I try not to camp in state parks anymore

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2008, 04:47:36 PM »
Good: Old Ticket Stubs. Better than a photograph.

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Re: The Order Of Thing
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2008, 05:34:10 PM »
Good: The first time a baby or toddler utters some messed up version of your name and then smiles.

I have been called "Ka" "E-Ka" and "Akare" by my friend's kids. It's just so nice the first time they start addressing you by name...


Also, this picture:



She calls me "Eeeee-kaaaaaa"
from the land of pleasant living