The Next Four Space Champions*

[Forrest]

I wish you were young enough to have been named after Forrest Gump

Andy, I love you, but I will also kill you.

Sorry Andy. I was feeling a bit emotional. We cool?

Actually, fuck that. This is the last time I let you use me like that.

[Forrest]

It turned out to be a gift. To this day, I can judge a person's wit and intelligence by their ability to self-edit, which most opt not to do. People are the worst.

[Forrest]

Oh, a deleted post Dr. Pizza Monster? Perhaps you're not trying to up your poat count after all. Which is good. That would be dispicable.

-Forrest

[Andy]

and, I somewhat self edited.

[John Junk 2.0]

Thank you, Fido.  And, you're right, I don't post for the sake of posting (god, then my count would be really terrifying); in fact, I very often compose responses and then move on without posting them.  Thank heaven:  again, the mind boggles at just how high my post count could be.  Jason would have to ban me for the greater good of the FOT. 

Is this really necessary? 


Just kidding.

[erika]

I don't really get this talked about "posting for the sake of posting" phenomena. Some people just have more to say than others. And some of the things we/they say are more important than others. Who's to judge?

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Yeah, it's kind of a dubious honor to have posted so much on the boards.  I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it in here just fine, but surely there are other things I should be doing. 

Also, welcome back, Dorvid.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's kind of a dubious honor to have posted so much on the boards.  I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it in here just fine, but surely there are other things I should be doing. 

Also, welcome back, Dorvid.

not all of us have posted 1400 times in the span of 2.5 months, like you.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Yeah, it's kind of a dubious honor to have posted so much on the boards.  I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it in here just fine, but surely there are other things I should be doing. 

Also, welcome back, Dorvid.

not all of us have posted 1400 times in the span of 2.5 months, like you.

Yeah, you have me beat.  What was it, 2.5 seconds?

[buffcoat]

Come now, fellows.  It's unseemly for Space Champions to fight in front of... the others.

[jbissell]

I'll resent that comment for 916 more posts.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's kind of a dubious honor to have posted so much on the boards.  I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it in here just fine, but surely there are other things I should be doing. 

Also, welcome back, Dorvid.

not all of us have posted 1400 times in the span of 2.5 months, like you.

Yeah, you have me beat.  What was it, 2.5 seconds?

??

[Sarah]

Is this really necessary? 


Just kidding.

I don't know what you meant, but if you felt obliged to say you were kidding, I guess I'm really offended now.  Boy, am I mad.  And hurt.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Yeah, it's kind of a dubious honor to have posted so much on the boards.  I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it in here just fine, but surely there are other things I should be doing. 

Also, welcome back, Dorvid.

not all of us have posted 1400 times in the span of 2.5 months, like you.

Yeah, you have me beat.  What was it, 2.5 seconds?

??

The 3000 posts in one hour thing?  Forget it, it wasn't that funny anyway.

[Andy]

yeah, mine either.

"swing-and-a-miss" x2, I guess.