Everyone I know, from every walk of life, loves Love, Actually. I think I need new friends and family. It is one of the few movies I have ever shut off. The look is so antiseptic and it feels like a coffee ad that goes on too long.
Also, I agree about American Beauty. "The suburbs aren't all they're cracked up to be!" Who knew?! It actually felt like a naughtier Three's Company. Neighbor peeks in the window, sees something he mistakes for sexual when it's not, and goes loopy. Jack Tripper, look out!