I'm listening to Pat Duncan's 2008 premium. "Jesus Freaks" by World War IX is playing. It starts out with the Pizza Bagel jingle, but "Jesus" replaces Pizza Bagel.
Jesus in the mornin'
Jesus in evenin'
Jesus at suppertime
And then this part I'm not sure about, but I think he sings, "When you have Jesus on a cross, you can have Jesus anytime."
Edit: I just listened to the version on mySpace and sussed out the correct lyrics: "When you nail Jesus to the fuckin' cross, you got Jesus all the time." No, they didn't cuss on the version they performed on Pat Duncan's show.