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Martin

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« Reply #90 on: February 20, 2009, 09:21:04 AM »
That list made me sick.

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« Reply #91 on: February 20, 2009, 10:27:56 AM »
I started working down the list from there. The number of clicks it took me to get to Paul Thomas Anderson was infuriating.

EDIT: And Peter Jackson over Martin Scorsese? That's it, geek culture's downfall can't happen soon enough.
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« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2009, 10:32:11 AM »
That list makes me question EW's status as the world's finest and most thoughtful journal of film criticism.

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« Reply #93 on: February 20, 2009, 10:44:08 AM »
James Cameron is "active?"
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« Reply #94 on: February 20, 2009, 10:53:00 AM »
Cameron is odd - he's obviously alive, and his Avatar comes out this year (or maybe 2010), but he hasn't made a movie in ages.

(What am I doing, arguing an EW list?!?)

Here's the top 25:

1. Steven Spielberg
2. Peter Jackson
3. Martin Scorsese
4. Christopher Nolan
5. Steven Soderbergh
6. Ridley Scott
7. Quentin Tarantino
8. Michael Mann
9. James Cameron
10. Joel and Ethan Coen
11. Guillermo del Toro
12. David Fincher
13. Tim Burton
14. Judd Apatow
15. Sam Raimi
16. Zack Snyder
17. Darren Aronofsky
18. Danny Boyle
19. Clint Eastwood
20. Ron Howard
21. Ang Lee
22. Paul Thomas Anderson
23. Paul Greengrass
24. Pedro Almodóvar
25. Jon Favreau


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« Reply #95 on: February 20, 2009, 10:58:07 AM »
Jon Favreau -- he's the guy that did Mulholland Drive, right?

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« Reply #96 on: February 20, 2009, 12:26:29 PM »
Jon Favreau -- he's the guy that did Mulholland Drive, right?

Nah, that loser's all the way down at like #40-something.
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« Reply #97 on: February 20, 2009, 01:20:53 PM »
I am actually pretty decent friends with Chris Nashawaty at EW. I doubt he had anything to do with this abortion, but if it makes anyone feel any better, I am going to give him serious crap for this. 

Where the fuck is Wes Anderson?
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« Reply #98 on: February 20, 2009, 01:43:41 PM »
No female directors?  Ok, point taken, but I would put Sofia Coppola above a few there.

Martin

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« Reply #99 on: February 20, 2009, 01:59:21 PM »
Yeah, come on, Sofia Coppola, Claire Denis, Kelly Reichardt, Zoe Cassavetes, Lynne Ramsay and the rest of you broads! Get to work!

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« Reply #100 on: February 20, 2009, 02:09:07 PM »
I am actually pretty decent friends with Chris Nashawaty at EW. I doubt he had anything to do with this abortion, but if it makes anyone feel any better, I am going to give him serious crap for this. 

Where the fuck is Wes Anderson?

They apparently posted #s 26-50 earlier this week, and he was on it, but damned if I could find where that slideshow is now on that garbled shitshow of a website. (Also making the "not as good as Zack Snyder" list: Roman Polanski and David Lynch. Who both ranked beneath Sam Mendes.)
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« Reply #101 on: February 20, 2009, 02:11:09 PM »
(What am I doing, arguing an EW list?!?)


Can we please get back to the extremely important business of shit-talking Watchmen? Come on, people!

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« Reply #102 on: February 20, 2009, 07:10:26 PM »
Who would win: Ang Lee or Dr. Manhattan?
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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« Reply #103 on: February 20, 2009, 07:27:44 PM »
A few more thoughts:

-I REALLY hope the Comedian starts a dance-off to "Boogie Man" with those afro guys after he jumps out of the Owlship.
-How did Ozymandias manage to make it so far without getting speech therapy?
-The only thing more cringe-worthy than an Alan Moore zinger is an Alan Moore zinger spoken out loud, by an actor.
-Smokeless fire!
-Billy Crudup is in this fucking thing?

Also, re. the EW list, any top filmmaker list without Alejandro Jodorowsky on it is utter garbage to me.  So what if he hasn't made a film in years?  He's reading peoples' tarot cards in some cafe in Paris, that counts as work as far as I'm concerned.
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« Reply #104 on: February 27, 2009, 09:27:20 PM »
the first major review by a critic i admire is out:

http://nymag.com/movies/reviews/55005/

oh well.