Ludicrously terrible band names

[cavorting with nudists]

This guy Mike I kinda know is a recovering drug addict who teaches English in Sao Paolo.  He's a great musician.  He played all the instruments himself.  He also has the absolute worst band name in the world.  Download his EP's.

I can't even type this band name.
http://aidsinyerear.bandcamp.com/

GG LIVES!!!

Props for the "Devotional" tag.

[Paul DeLouisiana]

Not a band name but the term "Krautrock" is repulsive to me.

Also the band name Tarkus and Dokken. I must not like the letter "K"

[dave from knoxville]

There was a band called Tarkus? Is there a band called Love Beach?

[mackro]

Taste Of My Love: The ELP Love Beach Tribute Band

[cavorting with nudists]

I just woke up from a dream with one: Marianas Trench Foot.

Amazingly, no Google hits.  You can have it, no fee, just points.

[zaxxon25]

I highlight one of these every week on my radio show ... there's always at least one egregiously bad band name playing in town.  Extra points for using the word "funk" or ones that are like a "Before & After" clue on Wheel of Fortune.  Here's 10 from the past 5 years ...

Banana Phonetic
Dirigible Ego
Fordoes Me Quite
Keep Me Conscious
Old Men Playing Chess
People With Instruments
Sex Wing Starfighter
Teenage Penis & The Herpes
Tumble Cat Poof Poofy Poof
Your Mother's Crotch

... and there's oh so many more.