Author Topic: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible  (Read 2560 times)


yesno

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 07:53:48 PM »
Shouldn't that say....










Never mind, I can't bring my self to type it.























Yes I can.  "Enter when married"?

Beth

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2008, 07:57:11 PM »
I know! The people at the blog where I found this had the same revelation.

Also, someone posted this in the comments section Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Waitwear:

http://www.zazzle.com/no_trespassing_shirt-235175171430340623?gl=waitwear

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2008, 07:59:00 PM »
I was hoping that was the title of another Ye-Ye record.
Oh, good heavens. I didnít realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the OíConnor family.

Beth

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 08:21:54 PM »
I'm sure one of France Gall's records probably translates into that.

I'll be zinging some more of that your way soon, Jason! But you must wait a little longer, and then, just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time:


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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 09:07:11 PM »
I'm sure one of France Gall's records probably translates into that.

I'll be zinging some more of that your way soon, Jason! But you must wait a little longer, and then, just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time:



The hair makes me imagine that she is wearing ponytails.

Beth

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 09:13:57 PM »
I'm sure one of France Gall's records probably translates into that.

I'll be zinging some more of that your way soon, Jason! But you must wait a little longer, and then, just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time:



The hair makes me imagine that she is wearing ponytails.






















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Laurie

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 08:56:43 PM »
Yes I can.  "Enter when married"?

I kind of want to buy one and duct tape over the word "exit." I'll write ENTER in big red magic marker letters. MAGIC.

My friend used to do that to ROCK STAR tee shirts. He'd duct tape over it with "DEATH" and draw a little death star.

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 09:51:36 PM »
How do we know Jesus wanted us to go to all this fuss about premarital abstinence, anyway?  I need proof.

TL

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Re: How to proclaim your virginity in the least-subtle way possible
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 07:12:28 AM »
How do we know Jesus wanted us to go to all this fuss about premarital abstinence, anyway?  I need proof.

Catholics and Protestants coming together?
The Pope and James Dobson on the same page?
That's not proof enough?

Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...