The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show

[jane from nova scotia]

So was the guy asking about Game of Thrones at the end the Gordon from North Dakota AKA Payola guy AKA Kid Kansas?

Yes, it was THE Gordon, he has made a few calls this past year. Who by the way is not related or affiliated with Kid Kansas at all whatsoever. They are 2 different shmucks.

Jane - do you have personal knowledge of this?  If so, I'm willing to revisit.  They sound awfully similar to me, but radio makes it a best-guess situation a lot of the time.

I know that "Gordon" has called in as several other people throughout the years.

buffocoat, yes, unfortunately my personal knowledge is that of an intimate nature as I'm his ladyfriend.

I also called in about having the 'love grotto' idea which Ms. Aimee Mann LOVED, but Tom did not.

[Mike Desert]

I have been really enjoying Tom's take on Celebrity Apprentice....I just read this and am super excited!

"Arsenio is calm, cool and collected," the Donald observed, "and it took all of 24 hours for Aubrey O'Day to drive him out of his mind."

And it's only going to get worse. "Stay tuned, because what you saw the other night is nothing compared to what happens between [Arsenio and Aubrey] and a couple of others," Trump warned.

"You haven't seen anything yet," he added. "I can tell you Lisa Lampanelli is one of the most emotional people I've ever seen. I don't see that negatively, but things happen to Lisa Lampanelli that are unbelievable.

"It is the toughest we've ever had on The Apprentice/Celebrity Apprentice. What happens in the next couple of weeks you won't even believe. It's amazing television. What you saw the other night is tame in comparison to what takes place.

"It gets much tougher in the coming weeks—unbelievably brutal."

[Jason from Huntsville, AL]

Worst: The guy who supposedly stepped on his roommate's cat. Worse than a funny voice call.

[BadGuyZero]

Worst: The guy who supposedly stepped on his roommate's cat. Worse than a funny voice call.

There were a couple of callers this week that seemed like they were trying to channel Wurster. The guy with the roommate's cat was one.  I envision that these chuckleheads are spending two hours at home trying to dream up the funniest scenario possible. Stepping on a roommate's cat is the best they can do. It's as painful to listen to as Z from MH or the four people from Marfa that keep calling in.

[Jason from Huntsville, AL]

There were a couple of callers this week that seemed like they were trying to channel Wurster.

What they lacked in "Wurster" they more than made up for in "worster."

[cavorting with nudists]

"Jokes" about hurting animals: not funny.  Kevin from Denver, permanent ban.

[Crusherkc]

Spike's Mad Magazine name for Marfa would obviously be "Barfa", yes? 

[cavorting with nudists]

Spike's Mad Magazine name for Marfa would obviously be "Barfa", yes?

This reminds me: I believe "Spit Romney" has gone unremarked upon.  Thus I remark on it.

[daveB from Oakland]

Justin Barfa was the least interesting guy in The Handover.

[Greggulator]

I think I may have to go to war against an entire community...

[RVARichmond]

"I'm talkin' about bladder blunders."

[Crusherkc]

I think I may have to go to war against an entire community...

You're sounding all "Death Wish 3".

[Mike Desert]

My ex's ex stepped on and killed her roomate's cat, and even though I didn't know her back then and never met the roommate, ex boyfriend or cat, that story still makes me sad.  Dead pets = unfunny.

[BadGuyZero]

I think I may have to go to war against an entire community...

You're sounding all "Death Wish 3".

...WITH LASERS!!!

Death Wish 3 (with lasers)

[Spike]

CHURCH KNOCKOUT (The Enforcer, 1976)

GO AHEAD, MAKE HIS DAY!!!!