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Lawrence Orbach

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7710 on: December 14, 2011, 06:14:10 PM »
Please, someone please name their next band David Quinnfelder.

Chris L

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7711 on: December 14, 2011, 07:49:54 PM »
WORST: the guy calling about the woefully underexposed Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

roubaix

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7712 on: December 14, 2011, 11:50:07 PM »
justalkinbout beard earning

Chrissy in MN

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7713 on: December 15, 2011, 07:42:01 AM »
"He then jumped in his time machine and traveled back to get a dinosaur."

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7714 on: December 15, 2011, 10:40:28 AM »
"He looks like a misassembled Mr. Potato Head."
                     - Tom describing a guy from Storage Wars:Texas
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RVARichmond

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7715 on: December 15, 2011, 02:54:14 PM »
Garrison Keillor's "Grand Kentucky Portrait"
That had me laughing so hard

Paul DeLouisiana

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7716 on: December 15, 2011, 03:25:23 PM »
Garrison Keillor's "Grand Kentucky Portrait"
That had me laughing so hard

Sounds like a Michael Nesmith record.

Crusherkc

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7717 on: December 15, 2011, 05:26:00 PM »
Best: Vance disagreeing with Tom over whether the caller needed to state that Lombard was in Illinois.

I thought Vance was finally going to lose his patience with that caller.  I guess the obvious answer to his question "should we start a Pink Floyd cover band?" is, if you can't name any of their songs, then no.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7718 on: December 15, 2011, 05:51:57 PM »
Tom's MJ hitler joke was pretty funny, esp. the delivery with that weird weasley voice.  Bravo Tom!

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7719 on: December 15, 2011, 07:58:43 PM »
''Plight of the performer my friend''
Of all the guys, I am one of them.
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Pete from Boston [and NJ]

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7720 on: December 15, 2011, 08:00:05 PM »
The worst moment (or maybe best) -- the caller from Brooklyn's indignation that living there cost rather than gained him beard points.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7721 on: December 16, 2011, 11:12:10 AM »
I think it needs to be noted that whilst Mick Foley is a wrestler, and that can be considered a trashy profession, he is in fact  a very classy human being who without doubt earned his beard.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7722 on: December 16, 2011, 01:44:07 PM »
I think it needs to be noted that whilst Mick Foley is a wrestler, and that can be considered a trashy profession, he is in fact  a very classy human being who without doubt earned his beard.

Agreed, despite his current foray into stand up comedy which seems misguided at best. When I was a younger lad I read both of Mick Foley's autobiographies and his first novel. They were all engaging and surprisingly okay. The novel was really depressing.

Also, as an operator at the log flume at Knoebels, I got to meet him. He's a huge roller coaster fan and gets a private cabin and driven around the park in a golf cart. But he's really nice and poses for photos with everyone.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7723 on: December 16, 2011, 01:59:08 PM »
Best Moment for me was JW first calling in as record critic and rattling off a list of the best albums, within which was snugly placed a reference to Quinnfelder.

Anytime Wurster calls in as an author, critic, self-declared expert on an obscure subject, etc. it kills me. I love those types of calls.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #7724 on: December 16, 2011, 04:33:58 PM »
http://actionbronson.com/

He's been a professional chef for most of his adult life, so I say he's earned it.